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my hungriness is killing me

(I want pie)

I must confess. I'm still hungry

(still hungry!)

when I am hungry I lost my mind

(give me some pieeeee)

lick that gravy one more time

#genius #I'm a little tired #how does tumblr work

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dudes be like omg no I'm the worst eveerrrr and they just have social anxiety like no you just need a cup of tea or something

#me too #shout out to my buddy Sam #tea is rated e for everyone #anxiety

I saw this dude wearing full camo on a bicycle and he was like 70 and had long white hair blowing in the wind and he kept like?? swerving on his bike back and forth and talking to himself like "woohoo! yeah baby! let's go!!"

sometimes I think about old camo bike man. also he was wearing a white helmet and neon shoes and those sports sunglasses that Canadian teenage boys who think they're hot shit wear

I felt that was necessary to add

#he rocked them though #I should've drawn a diagram #old dude #he was the coolest #I'm so tired #I have a history test tomorrow #I'm sooooo not looking forward to it #cool old dude

sometimes I wish I was a straight white man so I could make dumbass jokes because I just saw a video of a guy wearing insanely tight jeans right? and my first thought was to say "that guy's jeans are tighter than my asshole" because what the fuck even is that sentence and it made me giggle when I thought of it. like seriously what possessed me to even think that

but I'm a girl so if I said that people would be like what the fuck that's so gross or be like super creepy about it

but if you're a straight white man you can say that shit and it's ironic and funny

any weird ass sentence that's gross and strange is suddenly funny when a dude-bro says it

#I fear this thought should not have been shared #tmi #men have everything #it's so unfair #why do dudes not understand #when women make jokes #they take it seriously #and it sucks #btw #I coined the term “dude-bro”#dude-bro

I don't like when there's a fanfic and they use the word "quipped" as a verb like I know that it makes sense but ain't nobody out here actually saying "he quipped" in real life it feels specific to spiderman and even then just use normal words sorry I'm a hater

#i hate it here

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when I'm reading a human au fanfic and then they decribe the humanized characters I'm always like ewww no that's not right

like I want them to wear human clothes and do human things but I'll be damned if I want to hear you describing my favorite characters with their newly headcanoned freckles and brown hair like get outta here

#fanfic #Weekly crashout #I hate human aus #I should just write fanfiction #I'm constipated #I hope someone reads these #this is about a specific fic #I hate autocorrect #fanfiction #ao3

whenever I see a fanfic that's like 500 words I get so disappointed cause babygirl that is not a short story that's like a paragraph get out

#fanfic #fanfiction #girl what are you doing #a03 #disappointment #not mad just disappointed #i'm gonna crash out

California girl we're unforgettable do do doo do dodo do doo

I love re phrasing stuff when I'm studying and like summarizing it in a way that makes a lot more sense cause I'm basically dumbing it down for myself but I like to say things in funny simple ways

like rather than being like "this historical figure was widely disliked" it's "lmao he was a loser" and it sticks in my brain better it's so fun

it also makes me feel smart for some reason

#I hate studying #I can't lock in #avoiding work rn #I've never heard anyone talk about liking to summarise #writing is the only fun part of class #unless it's art #I need to get back to work #when I just started writing that tag #and started with “I need to”#all the suggestions were like horrible #and I'm like #dude #are you guys even okay on here #these sound like cries for help

they can't stop my teenage girl whimsy

#I'm tweaking #teenage girl #whimsy #they hate to see you being whimsical #totally winging life rn #yippee #this is funny to me #can I just hear everyone's incoherent thoughts #finding freedom in cringe fr

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my older bro was talking about invincibility frames and calling them "i-frames" and I was like haha please why would you say i-frames it's literally not hard to say insibivibity

insibivibity.

who can even sleep anyway

I have the my little pony song stuck my head while reading sonic fanfiction

it's a interesting life

nobody will see this I'm confident but that just means I can ramble

hey can I use the toilet?

"fuuucckk youuu"

saids my teacher, whomst was actually the "fuck you" guy

I think I have a crush on a girl and it's tearing my soul apart

#eeby deeby #this is stuck in my head #I'm using this like my notes app #but like if I want attention

I hope one day I'll post a silly tangent on here and some guy will use ai to narrarate it and post it on Instagram reels cause then I can feel really famous

#one day #(or another)#(like that one song)#I feel like I'm trying too hard to be funny #i'm just a girl #trying to express silliness #whimsy #perchance

parody song but one of the lyrics just doesn't change and makes absolutely no sense in the context

kinda like the lyric in that "if I had a million dollars" song where he talks about "I do buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat thats cruel" and then later says the same about not buying a real green dress cause it's cruel

so its just silly for no reason

#weird Al would love this #if I had a million dollars #I would make this post as funny as it was in my head #how do you do this

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my memory and tumblr betrayed me

I downloaded tumblr because I wanted to put out a random thought but the thought I wanted to write down I forgot in the process of creating an account

and now I'm sad :(

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