yuri warrior

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

Oh my fucking god…..

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

i can’t stop thinking about this

When an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas.

thanks for that not at all terrifying image 

help

hot dog in my lung

help me put more in

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

I will never not find this funny

thats exactly that kind of ingenuity i want legislating thats goddamned incredible