Curiouser And Curiouser

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

This is just a reminder that when Sir Terry Pratchett was knighted, he dug up his own iron ore, learned to smelt, smelted it, added meteorite iron, learned to forge, and forged himself a starmetal sword. As you do.

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

“I know it sounds crazy. I sound crazy! You think I don’t know that? It is crazy! But, I heard him, Jonathon. He talked to me! Will is calling to me! And he’s out there, and he’s alone, and he’s scared, and I don’t care if anyone believes me! I am not gonna stop looking for him until I find him and bring him home. I am going to bring him home!”    

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and