Jul 2, 2015
the signs as things my dad has said
Aries: i will fight anyone that eats my toast
Taurus: where did i put my glasses, i need them to see
Gemini: i may be asian, but i cant fix your iphone
Cancer: i cried at the end of despicable me two
Leo: it was a very good pun, you should’ve been there
Virgo: whats the English word for “the horses that spin around with music”
Libra: what is “hella”?
Scorpio: i want cheese fries, where the hell are my cheese fries
Sagittarius: dont talk to the dog like that
Capricorn: can you reach that for me, i am very small
Aquarius: “anime”?
Pisces: you have to go to bed early because you smell
