Poor Baby

see i love colds in theory but absolutely hate them in practice. yknow what i mean?

finally someone has expressed what i have been feeling my whole life

Where my snzfucker girlies who have crippling germaphobia irl at??

A couple sharing a bed and a cold. That's it.

having super normal thoughts about someone who doesn’t care at all about contagion or politeness, or who perhaps *enjoys* spreading their snot and germs; they’ll sniffle until their sinuses are so incredibly waterlogged that not a single drop more of snot can be contained, then let it all out in a closed-mouth sneeze that sprays ropes of watery snot all over whatever’s in front of them. forcing all the pressure of the sneeze through their nostrils ensures the contents of their snot-filled nose will coat everything in a ten-foot cone. and they’re perfectly fine with that.

an unapologetically germy sneeze right into their palm, then a congested sniffle and "excuse mbe, i'b ndot feeligg well."

When a person feels kind of tired and a little sensitive and emotional, so they decide to take a nap to recharge their batteries, hoping to feel better afterwards only to wake up from the nap sick as a dog, with a touch of fever, a head filled with cotton and a nose full of cold.

the thought of someone being so full of cold that they are literally overflowing with snot ... no matter how much they sniffle it isn't enough to keep it in ... no matter how many times they blow their nose it will almost immediately be plugged up and running again ... every sneeze is a huge cloud of wet spray ...

the kind of nose blows so snotty and productive that they can be described as "gurgly" or "crackling". the kind of nose blows that immediately fill up a tissue with just one blow. the kind of nose blows that turn into coughs due to the tickle in their throat they create. the kind of nose blows that make their ears pop. the kind of nose blows that leave their aching nostrils looking even more red and chapped than they did before. the kind of nose blows so congested and exhausting that they're followed by a series of moans, groans and exhausted stuffed up "guh"s.

⚠️ ⚠️⚠️ Now that Sicktember is here, I ask that anyone on here PLEASE tag their emeto posts! It would help me (and others, I'm sure) a great deal.

While emeto doesn't bother me, I'd like to spread awareness that a fair few of our friends really don't handle it well. So as a courtesy please tag accordingly!

a reminder for anyone who chooses to read my stuff, i will warn explicitly if there is ANY emeto reference in it, no matter how passing, in the notes at the beginning before the fic is even starting

YES! As someone who has emetephobia but will still occasionally reference, I’ll be tagging all my stuff either with the tag or I’ll write it in the “CW: ___” at the top!!