a trope i've fantasized about repeatedly since my early teens:
man in suit and tie gets a cold from being drenched in a sudden downpour.
just sneezing & blowing his nose the whole next day. <3

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a trope i've fantasized about repeatedly since my early teens:
man in suit and tie gets a cold from being drenched in a sudden downpour.
just sneezing & blowing his nose the whole next day. <3

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i love pathetic little coughs and sniffles. when someone is nowhere near sick enough to stay home, just a little congested and hoarse, but they canāt suppress the sickly little sounds that make it obvious theyāre a bit under the weather š„ŗ
smh the vanillas are not appreciative enough
currently thinking about those people who turn all the way toward the corner of the room when they have a coughing fit even if they are already distanced from everyone else. like oh did you think disappearing into the corner would stop everyone from noticing your cold? it didnāt
Based on recent real-life events: I love when people comment on their partnerās allergies, sort of speaking for them! Like, the person with allergies sneezes and their partner goes āHe has hayfever, itās pretty bad todayā or something.
Also love how people respond to their partnerās allergies if they are super used to them. Like saying Bless You after every sneeze, but sort of casually or bored or even with a slight hint of exasperation?? And this goes on for multiple weeks each year??!
Yeah, idk. Good shit, good shit. ā¤ļøāš„

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the romanticism of the ājust getting over itā period of a really heavy cold ā one that, honestly, kind of knocked someone on their ass for a couple of days.
where their sniffles are loose and marshy and constant; sneezes less frequent but snotty. still a smidge of lingering stuffiness, but nothing crazy. which all sounds like itād be a pain in the ass, and it kind of is, but it sure was preferable to the near suffocating congestion they were dealing with before and the pounding headaches it brought.
where their voice is still a little rough around the edges, their throat needing cleared every so often, accompanied by short, perfunctory little coughs.
they feel significantly better than they had though, so get back into the normal routines of their daily life, finding themselves constantly rattling off stuff like:
ādonāt worry, it sounds worse than it really isā
āitās all good! honestly, you should have heard me, like, 3 days ago. not prettyā
āno, iām okay, itās just the last of it working its way outā
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scenario: this really heavy cold kind of wiped out Aās sunday-wednesday, theyāve been on the mend and back at work thursday and friday, and now itās the weekend.
A and partner B agree to take it easy on friday night, so agree to a night in watching movies. B has some work they need to finish up first though, offering to tidy up the kitchen and do the dinner dishes into the bargain for making them wait. Also, given the fact that A still looks quite run down and easily tired out from getting over being sick.
so B tells A to go get into bed, pick something to watch, get comfy and chill out. both of them know well enough that the dog will follow whoeverās going in the direction of the bedroom, so A will even get a big heated blanket/teddy bear to cuddle up with in the process. B should be in soon.
however, when B eventually joins, A is under the covers, fast asleep. red-cheeked, snoring softly, glasses still on, netflix screen on standby mode from being left idle for too long.
B sighs with distinct fondness. itās okay ā Aās still recovering and clearly still need the rest. so B just quietly turns the TV off, dims the lights a little bit more, grabs a book, and snuggles in.
people who have to heave in heavy, marshy snuffles as they're also bringing a tissue to their nose to simultaneously wipe at it because it's so full and drippy and prone to overflowing when they get "like this".
Oh? You have "the sniffles"? You think you're "catching a cold"? You're "very sneezy" today? Those flowers are "tickling your nose"? You're "all stuffed up"? ..ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
thereās something so inexplicably hot to me about a very well covered sneeze into the crook of the arm. itās nothing special, itās how youāre supposed to sneeze, but the dedication to proper etiquette??? the extra effort to really make sure theyāre not spreading their cold??? yeah š„ŗ
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HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø
whether youāre out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM Iām so happy youāre here!!!!!
i love vanillas who know whatās up
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i think it's hot when guys cry when they're sick sorry arrest me
a couple with a smoker and a non smoker. when the smoker gets a cold, theyāre completely fine. a little stuffy, sure, but they can go about their day and have a cigarette like nothingās wrong. the non smoker, on the other hand, isnāt so lucky. somehow their colds always end up in their chest, giving them a thick, tiring cough that lasts for weeks. every time they lay down, every time they step outside into the dry winter air, theyāre coughing up a lung. their smoker partner is supportive and careful, making sure to avoid lighting up around them as to not irritate their lungs even more, but the non smoker canāt help but be a little bitter. Theyāve never smoked anything in their life, they should have the healthy lungsā¦

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Oh my god people can we pLEAAASE not reblog vanilla drawn snz like FROM THEIR BLOGS DIRECTLY IS WILD!!! ššš have the times changed? I might be out of touch but like idk I feel like this is so absurd and Iāve definitely posted about this before, but thereās been huge waves of new snz blogs since. This might be old man yells at cloud and if it is, SERIOUSLY someone please reality check me on this, maybe im being too paranoid about things that arenāt that serious.
I get thereās a whole āmy blog my posts, donāt like donāt readā vibe and truly, at the base of my heart, I believe in live and let live. However, if I can state my opinion on why I personally discourage like making commentary on vanilla sneeze posts and reblogging it to your niche fetish sneeze kink blog:
a prompt iāve been thinking about:
two coworkers who have an older sibling/younger sibling relationship. the younger one is an overachieving, workaholic, and the older one looks out for them because they remind them of themselves when they were younger.
desperate to prove themselves, the younger coworker never takes a break. theyāve shown up on deathās door before and still finished the work day because they donāt want to disappoint anyone. so when they call in sick, the older coworker is immediately concerned.
the older coworker calls the younger one to check in, and their heart immediately aches when they hear their voice. they sound absolutely miserable. theyāre drowsy, clearly being impacted by the medication they took. they are so congested, sniffling every other word, swiping at their nose with a wad of tissues thatās seen better days. their sneezes are thick and stuffy, and when they blow their nose after, itās long and gurgling as if thereās a never ending supply of congestion clogged in their sinuses. thereās a faint rattle in their breath, periodically turning into a wet, ratty cough.
despite the fact theyāre both adults, the older coworker canāt help but see the younger one as a sick kid. they speak gently, asking about symptoms. they make sure theyāve eaten and taken medicine and ask if they need them to drop anything off. of course, the younger coworker, not wanting to be a burden, insists theyāre fine. itās just a cold. theyāll get over it.
the older one knows better than to argue. If they try to push, it will just make the younger one close off even more. still, they canāt seem to shake the ache in their chest. poor thing, they sound so sick.