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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

random bisexual white guy who's name starts with the letter j x latina woman who didnt like him originally but grew to love him overtime and is also his superior at work and is also named amy

was thinking about if spike was cursed like angel to lose his soul if he had a moment of pure happiness and would he be able to have an enduring romantic relationship with buffy in the absence of sex, would it be enough for either of them yadda yadda and then i realized what am i even thinking?? sex??? spike would lose his soul bc buffy preset the microwave to nuke blood for just the right amount of time, spike would lose his soul bc buffy passed him the cereal box, spike would lose his soul bc of the way buffy’s butt looks in those pants, spike would lose his soul bc buffy laughed at one of his jokes, spike would lose his soul bc a light breeze blew a strand of her hair into his face, spike would lose his soul bc buffy-