I have a very ROYAL idea.

edit: if that ep releases tonight on demand and i get spoiled i’m gonna mcfreaking lose it 

the king will actually be forced to grow as a person like mao mao has 

me two seconds later: i wonder if there’s gonna be a monster that can enter dreams 

i’m 1000%  confident the king shaved his chest hair for the pet prom part of the competition 

idk how many people he’d be able to fool cuz out of everyone the thing is the best actor 

that big narcissistic asshole 

“I almost thought the small round one was pinky for a moment, but they’re much more adorable than he is. Pinky is… the worst thing to have ever been brought to existence.” 

“I’d assume you were pinky but you’re hardly as disgusting as he is.” 

“No, I don’t… think they exist.” 

“I can’t possibly share the spotlight without reassuring the peasant class of how wonderful their king is now can’t I?” He strikes a pose. Tilting his head back and and and doing his best to look handsome while he’s getting all the attention. He thrives on the attention. If he’s not getting it then… Well that’ll never happen. Again. 

send this royal bitch asks 

“Grow a backbone indeed.” He’s laying sideways on his throne. Examining his paw carefully like one would do with their nails.