cevans and sebstan

I cannot believe marvel had the audacity to give us only six minutes of fucking nomad steven grant rogers (teasing that he’d have a much bigger part in a4) just to have him shave the beard off three minutes into endgame

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

My ex husband was a professional body builder. He would drink nothing for like 3 days before a competition so that his skin would pull taut over his muscles. He was literally on the verge of organ failure by the time the competition was over. Its fucked up.

I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.