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[The Voltron Pre-Family] The Time Keith and Shiro Broke Up

Shiro felt like he didn’t have the will to live anymore. He didn’t want to sound a bit over dramatic, but it was dramatic. One minute he was at Keith’s door, ready to hang out with his boyfriend, the next minute, Keith was breaking up with him. It didn’t make sense. It all happened too fast.

“I’m sorry, Shiro. It’s just not working out anymore. Us, being a thing.”

What made it even worse was that, Shiro didn’t even get to say anything. Keith just said he didn’t want to see him anymore. His boyfr—ex-boyfriend—was being utterly unfair. And that was how he found himself crying on his bed while looking at the ceiling because he was confused and hurt. 

Keith - Pizza Hut Manager Shiro - Domino’s Pizza Manager

They are right across each other. Their employees know of their rivalry but they are actually dating, living in the same flat.

Keith on the board sign outside “WE HAVE THE BEST PIZZA!”

Shiro on the board sign outside “YEAH, IF YOU LIKE SOGGY ONES LMAO”

Keith got “mad” at this and so the next day “AT LEAST OUR PIZZAS AREN’T TASTELESS.”

Of course, Shiro wouldn’t back down “SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUR TASTEBUDS. BETTER HAVE THAT CHECKED.”

The customers are actually pretty entertained by this, so most of them eat there just to see what the other one had for a comeback.

The next day of course Keith’s all “MY TASTEBUDS ARE FINE. STILL. THE. BEST. PIZZA.”

Shiro smirks and just have the sign say “DEBATABLE. WHY DON’T YOU COME OVER AND I’LL CHECK IT.”

Customers are like “Oooooooooooooooooooh”

Then later at night, while Shiro and Keith head to bed, Keith’s just laughing “I can’t believe you asked me out via signboard. Wtf Shiro. You do know people believe we actually hate each other, right?”

Keith is so wrong. Most people kinda figured it out that the managers of both places are dating each other. Shiro and Keith think they’re so sneaky, but honestly, they aren’t. 

“You don’t actually mean it that my pizzas are soggy, right?? RIGHT?” “No, baby! Your pizzas are perfect!!” 

HAHAHA Yeah they are. It’s simply because Keith doesn’t really say it. It’s not that he’s ashamed of his family—he’s very proud and happy—but it’s just not something that comes up. They just get surprised when Shiro visits. XD

Keith brings the kids to work Part 02 (Part 01)

[The Voltron Family] The whole family went to the nearest mall from Keith’s building. Apparently, there was a new Japanese restaurant that they hadn’t tried yet, so it was a no-brainer. Keith was holding Pidge’s hand, while Shiro was carrying Lance (big boy, who?) and another hand holding onto Hunk. 

They would usually get stared at. It wasn’t everyday you see two Japanese men with three multiracial kids that clearly didn’t look anything like them. Keith tried to ignore it, but most people would do a double take and look back with so much confusion, trying to figure them out.

Keith was talking softly to Shiro when a teenage girl stopped and looked at them, smiling so wide. Again, Keith tried to ignore. 

The family entered the restaurant and the available table was at the center so they chose that one. They ordered their food and Shiro began asking what he missed.

Shiro: So, how was this morning? Were you kiddos good?Pidge: *nods* We were. Surprisingly, Lance was quiet.Lance: *perks up* *grins* I drew baby dragons, Daddy Shiro! And Hunk coloured them for me!Hunk: I did. It looked really great, if I do say so myself. *proud*Shiro: And how did you find your Daddy’s office? Nice, huh?Hunk: *eyes widens* IT WAS!! it was.. so… *stretches hands* SO BIG.Pidge: And and and there were so many books! Books of many kinds! *looks at Keith with wonder* Bigger than our library at home, Daddy Keith.Keith: *chuckles* Yeah. Well, it’s a publishing company so yes, it has to be bigger than our library at home. *pinches Pidge’s nose*Lance: Do you get free books though?Keith: I do, yes. *smiles* But mostly from the ones I edit. Do you have any book you wanted to own? *smirks*Lance: *flushes* *whispers*Shiro: What was that? *muses*Pidge: Lance wanted the book about dragons! The one with drawings.Lance: *gasp* *nudges Pidge* Shut up, Pidge!Keith: *hums* I’ll see what I can do about that, buddy. You’ve all been really good today—so far. No tantrums… *eyes at Lance*Lance: Hey! *crosses arms and pouts*Shiro: *grins* Great then. This lunch treat is worth it. *chuckles* *turns to Keith* And you, love?Keith: *groans* Oh god. I got called by the boss, saying there might be a future tour again for Richardson’s series and I have to make arrangements. I’m an editor and yet I’m like a manager. *rubs temples* Shiro: Awwww, baby. *pulls Keith and kisses him on the cheek* You’re an all-in-one. You work so hard. *rubs his back and hugs him for comfort*

Suddenly, they were interrupted by a waiter, causing them to straighten up.

Waiter: *nervous* I’m so sorry but our manager told me that you need to leave.Keith: *blinks* Excuse me?Shiro: Is there any problem? 

The waiter looked around him nervously and Shiro and Keith noticed that so many people were staring at them, some mostly in disgust. The waiter started rambling in Japanese that Keith started speaking his mother tongue.

Keith: We placed our order and we’re waiting for—Waiter: *surprised at Keith* I know, Sir. But… my boss is—Manager: *approaches their table* Leave. You and you. *points at Shiro and Keith* No place in this restaurant. People are leaving seeing you both doing your disgusting gay PDA. Keith: *stands up* Excuse me?Shiro: *grabs Keith’s arm* Keith, don’t.Manager: *looks the kids in disgust* To think you have the nerve to show that in front of children? They’re going to grow up like faggots. Useless people.Keith: *covers Pidge’s ears quickly* How dare you talk about my children that way. *snarls*Hunk and Lance: *slowly goes closer to Pidge*Shiro: *stands up* *shields his family* Let’s settle this like adults, okay? There are kids in this table and I would appreciate it if you’ll be mindful of your words.Manager: I want you all to leave my restaurant! That way my customers can eat peacefully. *eyes Shiro and Keith* The fact you’re both Japanese. *shakes head* Such a disgrace to our country.Shiro: *has had enough* Excuse me, Sir. But the fact you’re Japanese and a homophobic jerk is such a disgrace to our country. Degrading people for what they are— *turns to his kids* Cover your ears, please. Three kids: *nods* *covers their ears with their hands*Shiro: *turns back to the manager* Pardon my French, but such a fucking asshole move. We came here to eat Japanese food because my little girl was craving for tempura. A fucking tempura. And gods be dammed I’m giving her that no matter what cost. But if this restaurant wouldn’t even like us breathing in here—just because we’re fucking “faggots”—then it’s not damn worth it. We’d rather find another one which would have an open-minded manager who wouldn’t be so bothered with a kiss on the cheek and a hug and call it “disgusting gay PDA” because wow *scoffs* What do you know? Most people do that in public and no one bats an eye. But no. Not for us. Just because my husband and I are both men, suddenly it’s disgusting. Suddenly, it’s not allowed. Suddenly, we’re useless people who do nothing but bring filth to this planet. Well, excuse me, but I don’t see you earning 7 digits yearly. 

Everyone just turned quiet. A bit at awe at Shiro lashing out. 

[The Voltron Family] The whole family was eating breakfast and the news came on that all grade school levels had been suspended due to the terrible weather. The kids rejoiced at the idea of staying home all day but Keith and Shiro were panicking because who was going to watch the kids? 

Keith: *looks at Shiro and smiles* *sighs* *looks at the kids* I’m taking you with me to work. Now finish up breakfast so we can all go.Lance: What? But can’t we just stay home? We’ll be good! *whines*Shiro: No can do, buddy. It would’ve been okay if Grandpa Zarkon was here but he and his grandkids are vacationing in Australia right now.Pidge: *pouts* But it’s gonna be boring in Daddy Keith’s office.Keith: *smiles* You don’t know that, sweetheart. You could still have fun there. Plus, I haven’t exactly shown you where I work so this will be exciting.Hunk: Can I bring my coloring books then? *perks up*

Shiro and Keith exchanged cars for the day, so Keith gets to drive the Range Rover to work with the kids. Once they arrived, they got out of the car and entered the lobby.

Lance: *holds Keith’s hand* This looks like a hotel. *awestruck* Keith: *squeezes Lance’s hand* It does, doesn’t it? This building is for the whole publishing company. I’m in Hyperion Books so my office is upstairs. 

They entered the elevator (Pidge: That looks so cool!) and people kept smiling at them, and the kids would wave back at people greeting their daddy and whoever coos at them. As soon as they reach Keith’s floor, they were amazed at what they saw. There were books everywhere and Keith gave them a tour in the hallway of authors. However, the kids really liked Children’s section that extended to the back that had hundreds of books for their age. They arrived at Keith’s office and people kept looking at them.

Keith’s Assistant: *arrives* Good Morning, Sir! I got your tea and— *notices the kids* oh… I was not aware we’d have little visitors today.Keith: Yeah, sorry, Charles. Forgot to text you about it. My kids. Hunk, Lance and Pidge. *smiles* Three kids: Hi! *waves*Keith: Send me my schedule for today in my tablet, yeah? I know Thompson is dropping in today for his draft. Oh and if there’s some chocolate milk drink somewhere you can get for the little ones? Thank you! Charles: On it, Sir! 

As soon as Keith and the kids entered Keith’s office…

Charles: *to a colleague* Becca, Is it just me or… are his kids… *gesticulates* I dunno… not Japanese… looking? Are those really his? *sits down*Becca: Oh! Were you not aware?Charles: Aware about what? I’ve had this job for a week now so I’m not really sure about the gossip around here.Becca: *laughs* Oh, it’s not gossip! Those are his adopted kids. Though it’s my first time seeing them. They look adorable. *sighs*Charles: *blinks* Oh. Why didn’t I think of that. But gosh, wow. That’s kinda nice of him? To adopt kids and all. Mixed races too.

The kids sat on the carpeted floor where they did their usual activities. Pidge reading a book, Lance doodling and Hunk coloring. Every time an author comes in they’d say “Hi” and introduce themselves. 

Hunk: Daddy Keith, do you have a yellow crayon? I didn’t get to pack it. *comes over to Keith’s table*Keith: Hang on, I think I have one, baby. *looks at his drawer* Here you go.Hunk: Thank you. *gives Keith a kiss  and sits on Keith’s lap* *starts coloring on the table like nobody’s business*Keith: *chuckles* Or you can just stay here with me. *wraps his arm around Hunk* *looks back at his author* So, Eric about—are you okay? *concerned*Eric: I didn’t know I get to see the day to see you cuddling a kid. *sniffles*Keith: *rolls eyes* You’re so dramatic. *chuckles*Pidge: Daddy Keith! Do you still have more books that has aliens?Keith: *glances at Pidge* Third shelf, sweetheart. *looks at Lance* Buddy, you doing okay there? Lance: *looks up* *grins* yeah! I’m drawing dragons now! Pidge got me a book with them and I wanted to copy the baby dragon. *shows his drawing*Keith: *smiles* That’s beautiful, captain. 

It was almost lunch time and outside of Keith’s office, Shiro arrived. He walked up to Keith’s new assistant and smiled.

Shiro: Hi. I’m Keith’s husband. Is it okay to just barge in there now or—?Charles: *jaw drops* *nods* *points at Keith’s door*Shiro: Awesome. I’m Takashi Shirogane btw. *shakes hand* 

As soon as Shiro entered the room (“Daddy Shiro!!!” screams were heard and something about “family lunch”), Charles tapped Becca on the other side.

Charles: What the hell????????Becca: *laughs* He’s gorgeous, isn’t he? And that’s Doctor Takashi Shirogane for you btw. *sighs dreamily* Damn. Why can’t I be Keith’s assistant instead. That way, his husband can talk to me when he needs to see your boss. Dude, let’s exchange!Charles: What the fuck, Becca?! I’m in shock here?!Colleague: *passes by* I see Charles has finally seen Keith’s husband, Doctor Takashi Shirogane. *chuckles* As if it wasn’t fair already that Keith’s taken, of course he’s got to be taken by such a man, too. *shakes head* Becca: I know, right? Colleague: I heard they were college sweethearts.Charles: What? Really? *gasp* That’s kinda adorable.Colleague: Yeah and apparently he’d visit your boss even way back then when they weren’t married yet. *sighs dreamily* Charles, gimme your job.Charles: First Becca and now you! 

The door opened and Keith and his family came out. The kids saying “Let’s eat at a Japanese resto, Daddy Shiro!” Keith walked over to his assistant.

Oh my god. Those are one of my faves! Such precious children and YES you’ve really gone that far down hahaha :’D <3

Keith publishes the book his kids wrote : 1, 2

[The Voltron Family] Ever since the book The Children of the Two Kings Written by Lance, Pidge and Hunk Shirogane, Illustrated by Keith Shirogane became a best seller, they were everywhere. Articles were written about it even. Some of the articles were: 

“Book Editor Dad turned the story his kids made him into a book”“Three kids wrote their Daddy a book, turned best seller!”“Youngest authors with their Illustrator Dad”

It was a bit overwhelming for the whole family. They didn’t imagine it turned out to be such a big hit.  Keith was Lance, Hunk and Pidge’s Manager, Dad and Illustrator. He was their all-in-one man. Libraries, schools, bookstores requested for them but Keith only allowed the kids to go during the summers because they were still going to school. So they began touring and sometimes Shiro would tag along as much as he could, taking as much vacation leaves as he can at work to be with his family on tour.

The program would start with the storytelling of the book. The kids made their Daddy Keith read in front of everyone because he could do different voices. The kids and the parents in the audience loved it. The place was filled with laughter and Keith never imagined himself to be the one standing in front of the audience but here he was, with his kids.

Keith: *at the very end* And that’s how they all came back to their castle to cuddle because they’ve missed each other so bad. The two kings couldn’t be any happier to know that their children were alive and safe. The End.

Everyone clapped and a few cried, wiping their tears. After that usually was the book signing. Hunk, Lance and Pidge would be the very first on the table, followed by Keith last.

Kid with the book: *to Hunk* I loved the story you wrote your Daddy!Hunk: *beams* Thank you! I’m so happy you loved it!Lance: Did you see the way I shoot the arrows?? *joins in*Pidge: *scoffs* C’mon. Please. Let’s be real here. I took down the evil witch myself. I’m the most amazing in this story.Lance: Do you want my autograph?Pidge: No one wants that, Lance. Bet he wants mine instead!Lance: I was born first, Pidge!Pidge: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!Hunk: *sweats nervously* *looks at the kid* Where do you want me to sign? I’m sorry if my signature is a bit funny. It’s my first time doing this.Keith: *rolls his eyes fondly at his kids*Kid’s Mom: *to Keith* What you did for your kids is truly inspiring.Keith: *blinks in surprise* Oh… t-thank you. Kid’s Mom: Don’t mind what other homophobic jerks say about your book. It’s wonderful and it’s good to expose young kids to these kind of things. I have a wife myself. *smiles softly*Keith: Oh… *smiles back* That’s great.Kid’s Mom: *glances at Shiro standing in a corner* Is that the husband over there?Keith: *looks and sees Shiro* *chuckles* Yeah. Kid’s Mom: Such a wonderful family you have. Thank you for this gift you’ve given us. *points the the book she’s holding* My son loves it a lot and me and my wife loves reading it to him every night. And the drawings, gosh. He loves them. We love them. It’s just beautiful. This whole book.Keith: *flushes* Thank you. That means a lot to me.Kid: *tugs his mommy* Mommy! I’m done! Now I want Mr. Keith to sign next!Kid’s Mom: Alright, sweetheart. He’s all yours.Kid: *to Keith* *whispers*  I’m adopted, too. So Thank you for this.Keith: *melts* You’re welcome, sweetheart.Kid: Can I get a hug? *flushes*Keith: Sure, you can. *hugs*

Shiro got to see all of this from a corner and his heart felt like bursting with so much joy. Hunk, Lance and Pidge looks so happy signing the books and even doing little doodles on them for each of them to look personalized and the kids loved them. Keith, Keith on the other hand… Shiro was just amazed with his husband. He clearly didn’t even think the book would be such a big hit and he knew every word said to him about how the book touched the reader’s life, Keith would carry it to his grave. Shiro was glad he took a leave.

Thank you!! Omg YES I DID. Pidge had an oral fixation and it was hilarious XD

[The Voltron Family] Pidge was only three when she got adopted by her new Daddies and it took her a while to adjust. And that included her habit of biting and sucking into things.

SHIRO

Keith was in Pidge’s bedroom getting her a new set of clothes when he heard Shiro scream. Alarmed by the sound, Keith quickly ran towards the bathroom in the master bedroom and he saw the most hilarious thing. Shiro and Pidge were taking a bath together and Pidge was attached to Shiro’s chest—no, she was nibbling his daddy’s nipple. 

Shiro: Pidge! No! Stop doing that! *cries*Keith: *points at them* That… that is so hilarious!

Keith was laughing so hard he had to put his hands on his tummy for support that he began feeling weak in the knees causing him to bend down to the floor with tears in his eyes. His loud laughter filled the whole bathroom.

Shiro: *snaps his head to Keith* KEITH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU NOT HELPING ME?!!! *turns back to Pidge* And Pidge! Stop it! *tries pushing Pidge away*Pidge: Mommy!Shiro: *cries* I am not your Mommy, sweetheart. I am your Daddy. If you want Mommy, your Daddy Keith is more of the Mommy type.Keith: *sits up* Excuse me! Judging by our chest sizes, I can say you have more of the Mommy size. *laughs even harder*Shiro: *frowns* You are such a bully, Keith. Can you at least please help me?Keith: *wipes his tears* Fine, fine fine. *gets up and approaches the bathtub* *caresses Pidge’s cheek* Little pet, enough. Your Daddy Shiro’s crying.Shiro: Nothing’s gonna come out of there. *frowns at Pidge*Keith: *hums* I dunno, Takashi. Recent studies shown that fathers can actually produce milk for their child. You should know this.Shiro: *frowns even more* Just take her, will you.Keith: *laughs* Come to Daddy, baby girl. *takes Pidge but she wouldn’t budge* Hey, why not try the other side, sweetheart? *smirks*Shiro: *scandalized* KEITH!!! 

LANCE AND KEITH

Lance: Daddy Keith! *shouts* Keith: *enters the kitchen* What is it, Lance?Lance: Pidge is eating my finger again! I wanted her to taste some chocolate icing and she just started nibbling my finger.Keith: *shakes his head while smiling* Pidge, stop that. Your brother’s finger isn’t food. *pulls Lance’s finger out of Pidge’s mouth*Lance: *giggles* That tickles. Pidge: *wobbly lips* *teary eyed*Keith: Oh no. Pidge, don’t cry. *takes Pidge into his arms*Pidge: *giggles* Pretty! *tugs Keith’s ponytail and then sees Keith’s pale neck*Keith: *pats her back* Awwww, sweetheart you— *stops as he felt Pidge sucking his neck* *deadpans* *looks so done while looking straight ahead*Lance: *laughs while eating chocolate cake* Does it tickle, Daddy Keith?Keith: *sighs and smiles at Lance* It does.

HUNK

Hunk: DADDY SHIROOOOOO!!!!!Shiro: *peeks inside Hunk’s room* *sees Pidge biting Hunk’s arm* Hunk: Help me. *teary eyed* Please? It hurts.Shiro: Sweetheart, Hunk’s not food. *detaches Pidge* You need to stop biting into things. Pidge: *pouts*Shiro: *feels guilty* KEITH!!!!Keith: *from somewhere in the house* I AM NOT OFFERING MY NECK AGAIN, SHIRO! THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK!!Shiro: But Keith! She’s going to cry!Keith: Why not offer yours? I’M BUSY!Shiro: SHE LIKES YOUR NECK! NOT MINE!Keith: I DID NOT RAISE A VAMPIRE CHILD!! Hunk and Pidge: *giggles*

YEARS LATER WHEN PIDGE TURNED 16

Keith, Pidge and Shiro were in the kitchen trying to prepare some snacks.Keith shared the story and Pidge was mortified. 

paleesky said: YOU! i’d be surprised if no one wanted to cry or cried or felt hearbroken for keith in the last ask. Soooooooooooooo i wanna ask you this. Does lance apologise? Does shiro tell lance that it wasnt actually him who gave the book? Will pidge do someting too? pleaseeee cathrel. pleaseeeeee. thank you.

Lance’s First Sketchbook Part 2 (Part 1)

[The Voltron Family] Shiro was in Lance’s room and he was currently cuddled up with the little boy after playing pirates with him before bed. Little Lance detached himself for a few seconds to grab the big sketchbook he recently got and opened it to show his Daddy Shiro something he drew.

Lance: That’s a pirate ship! My pirate ship. *points*Shiro: Ooooh, that’s pretty good, Captain. You’re really getting a hang of drawing. *smiles* *ruffles Lance’s hair*Lance: *giggles* Yeah. One day I’m gonna be a painter. *looks up at Shiro* Can I be a painter when I’m big as you, Daddy?Shiro: Of course you can, buddy. *kisses Lance’s forehead*Lance: *smiles while looking down on his sketchpad* This is the best present I’ve ever had. Thank you. *nuzzles Shiro’s arm*Shiro: *gulps* Lance, I need to tell you something.Lance: *looks up* What is it?Shiro: That sketchbook… *taps the book* isn’t really from me.Lance: *leans away* Then who is it from? Santa? It’s not even Christmas yet.Shiro: *shakes head* No. It’s actually from your Daddy Keith. *smiles sadly*Lance: *scrunches his nose* Daddy Keith? *opens the back of the front cover* But it says right here “Love, Daddy Shiro” ?Shiro: Yeah, about that…

So Shiro told his son about what happened. How Keith bought that book after work as quickly as he could so Lance wouldn’t feel bad about his drawings being erased on the glass walls. How Keith did what he did so Lance would just accept the sketchpad.

Lance: *whispers* I don’t hate him. *hugs the sketchbook*Shiro: I know you don’t, sweetheart.Lance: I just… I don’t know. I feel like Daddy Keith doesn’t like me.Shiro: That’s not true. He loves you very much. He tells me so every night.Lance: Really? *sounds broken*Shiro: Yeah, really. He wishes that you’ll get to hug him and kiss him like you do with me, too.Lance: I don’t know. *hugs his knees* I’ll try. *clears his throat* But… it’s really nice of him to… to give me this sketchbook.Shiro: *smiles* Yeah. He’s pretty nice. If you just get to know him, you’ll end up loving him, too.Lance: You think so? *shy smile*Shiro: *pulls Lance for a hug* I know so.

The following morning, Lance went down for breakfast and he saw his two daddies in the kitchen preparing food. He tugged Keith’s pyjamas to get his attention. When Keith saw him, he pulled Keith down so he can hug him and plant a kiss on the cheek while muttering a soft “Good morning, Daddy Keith.” Keith was a bit startled. It was the first time Lance hugged and kissed him and Keith couldn’t help but grin so wide when he looked at Shiro who smiled at him fondly, while flipping some pancakes. After Lance gave Shiro his morning hug and kiss, he went to the bathroom to pee, leaving the husbands alone.

Keith: *eyes Shiro* Did you do something?Shiro: *turns back around to continue flipping pancakes* I have no idea what you’re talking about.Keith: I can see your dorky grin from here, Takashi Shirogane.Shiro: *scoffs and turns around* What? Now I can’t smile in my own house? I live here. I paid half the price building this house. Keith: *slowly smiles so wide* You.Shiro: Me, what? Keith: I love you.Shiro: *fake gasp* I’m a married man, Keith Kogane! Have you no shame?!Keith: Yeah, to me. You’re married to me, sweetheart. Shiro: Now, now. Don’t get so ahead of yourself, pumpkin. You’ll have to take me out to dinner first. Get to know each other. Then, and only then, we can talk about marriage, after you know… our first kiss and all that. *sickly sweet grin*Keith: *rolls eyes* I’m married to a dork. Oh god. 

Years later, Keith was cleaning the house and he was in Lance’s room. He found the sketchpad he gave to Lance when he was only 4. He smiled just remembering it and how his boy kept the book after all these years. He opened it only to see how much Lance had improved on his drawing skills and it made Keith so proud. From stick figure drawings to portrait drawings, 13 years did Lance good. He was about to close to book when he noticed the little note that went with it back then. There with his letter to 4 year old Lance was a slash drawn upon “Love, Daddy Shiro” replaced with a messy handwriting a 4 year old only could posses: “Love, Daddy Keith.”

Keith just stared at it in horror. Then he heard someone clear his throat behind him. He turned around only to see 17 year old Lance smiling shyly at him.

Keith Editing Sex Scenes Part 2 (Part 01)

[The Voltron Family] Keith was at work and currently James Wilson, the author of the manuscript with the sex scene he edited days ago, was sat in his office looking over at his proofread work.

James: *turns the pages* Wow. That’s… that’s a lot of red.Keith: Hmmmm.James: *looks up at Keith* Was it that bad?Keith: It was good actually.James: *gapes* How can you say that when my chapter one is literally all in red ink? *shows Keith his manuscript*Keith: *smirks* That’s good though, isn’t it? That means you can improve on it. Read thoroughly my notes and think it through. As a reader, I need to be able to sympathize at least with one character. Your characters lack depth. James: *frowns* Yeah, a bit of my weakness actually.Keith: That’s fine. That’s what I’m here for, remember?

They go through corrections and they discuss what could make the scenes better, when suddenly they made it to the sex scene part.

James: *eyes widens* You just placed one huge “X” on the whole page.Keith: I did.James: B-but why? Was it hor—Keith: It was horrible. James: What? *surprised*Keith: It was unrealistic. If you look at my notes at the back of the page…James: *turns the page* *sees Keith’s bulleted notes* That’s… *gulps* a lot.Keith: Exactly. Writing a sex scene should be intimate. I’m not asking you to write me poetry, but this is their first time doing it. You’re supposed to get scared, feeling so unsure if you’ll push through with it but at the same time you’re overwhelmed with feelings of excitement. Your sex scene falls so flat it felt like I’m reading a procedure on how to cut an octopus. James: Gosh, Keith, that’s so harsh of you. *frowns*Keith: I’m just saying it like it is. Plus, the guy can’t possibly stretch that much. Believe me, I know. James: *raises an eyebrow* But aren’t you ace? How can you possibly know?Keith: *rolls his eyes* Get up. *stands up*James: What?Keith: I said get up and try that position you described from that scene.

James got up and actually tried getting in position but he couldn’t even go halfway that he just dropped on the floor, looking flushed.

Keith: *looks down at him* *smirks* See what I mean? The hand can’t go that far nor can it bend that much unless, of course, you’re an octopus. *chuckles while looking pointedly at James* Now c’mon. *offers hand*James: *takes Keith’s hand to stand back up* Okay, that probably wasn’t the best idea.Keith: It’s not. *goes back to his table and sits down* Plus, I’m not sure if this was your intention but what they were doing in that scene was completely unsanitary. Have you done research online? James: I have. *sits down* And I read it online at—Keith: *unimpressed* Read where? Fanfiction dot net? Archive of Our Own? Labelled “Lemon” or “Explicit” ? *raises an eyebrow*James: *flushes* Well, how do you know all of that when you’re ace?Keith: I’m ace, not an idiot.

Suddenly Keith’s door opened and Shiro’s head popped in.

Shiro: Hey, sweetheart, you ready?Keith: *turns around* Oh, Shiro! You’re here. *looks at his watch* *stands up and walks over* Just give me a few more minutes and we’ll go on that lunch date, alright? *smiles*Shiro: Alright. Don’t work too hard. Keith: *whispers* I’m working on that. *subtly pointing at James in the room with his eyes*Shiro: *gets it* Oh. *snorts* Well, I hope he finds our… suggestions and comments helpful. Keith: He’s actually questioning it because I’m ace.Shiro: Is he really now? *raises an eyebrow*Keith: Yeah. *rolls his eyes*Shiro: *looks at James* Hey! James: Yes?Shiro: Keith’s my husband so he knows what he’s talking about in regards to your sex scenes. *winks* When he says “he knows”… he knows.Keith: *eyes widens* *slaps Shiro* You idiot!Shiro: *laughs* *kisses Keith on the lips* I’ll see you later, sweet pea. *closes the door before Keith could even react*

Keith turned around and cleared his throat. He saw James gaping at him like a fish, completely bewildered and flustered.

I am laughing so hard because this is just hilarious! LMAO THANK YOU. This is a great prompt and I hope not to disappoint XD

[The Voltron Family] The three kids were in the kitchen trying to bake cookies with Hunk leading them considering he was 11 now and Lance was 10 and Pidge was 9. Keith was in the breakfast table, monitoring them making sure not to make too much mess on a Saturday morning—all while working on a new author he was handling. It was a bit different from his usual ones, which were young adult novels, but Keith was open to new things—this manuscript being aimed at 18 and above. 

Basically it had smut. The manuscript was thick, and currently he was reading the sex scene and he couldn’t help but criticize it. Not only the writing, but the way the sex was happening between two guys. Keith kept knitting his eyebrows in frustration as he scribbled using his red pen on the sides for notes.

Better think this one through. I don’t believe it could stretch that much. Take this from me, I know. 

This is just honestly too unsanitary. Revise. 

I’m not kink shaming but, this is absolutely impossible to do. Revise or think of another kink. 

Hunk: Daddy Keith, how many cups of sugar again?Keith: *looks up* Just one cup, baby. *smiles*

Keith went back to reading with a straight face while his kids laughed at how Lance couldn’t get to crack an egg right. 

Keith: Make sure to wash your hands, Lance. And Pidge, pick up that wooden spoon and wash it if you’re going to use it again. *goes back to reading*

Shiro joined them in the kitchen all fresh and clean after his workout. He saw Keith sitting on the stool by the breakfast table, reading while looking so bored but he’d bend down to write a thing or two. The kids spotted him and signaled them to hush it as he walked over behind Keith to wrap his arms around Keith’s tummy and resting his chin on Keith’s shoulder.

Shiro: Good morning, red bean. *kisses Keith’s cheek*Keith: *hums in acknowledgement* *nuzzles his cheek on Shiro’s* *continues to concentrate reading* Shiro: *smiles* *hugs Keith tighter*

Shiro’s eyes wandered on the manuscript Keith was reading and it started out great and then suddenly he read the sex scenes and he detached himself from Keith, looking absolutely scandalized.

Thank you! They really love each other a lot. Keith is a bit oblivious with other people’s advances but he is skilled in fighting! 

!!!! Uh, proceed with caution. This is um… awful.

[The Voltron Family] Keith had to go back to his office late at night because he had forgotten a manuscript he was supposed to check. When he got out of the building, he made his way to the car and suddenly he felt something pierce his neck and everything went black.

Shiro and the kids were at home, all preparing to go to sleep. Keith was late. It had been almost an hour and a half. It didn’t even take that long to drive back and forth his office. Shiro was getting worried that he got his phone and tried tracking Keith. His location was in such a weird place that obviously wasn’t his workplace. The red circle just kept blinking, unmoving. Shiro felt sick at what might’ve happened as he quickly changed clothes. He moved past the kids who were by the second floor living room watching a movie and they all looked at him, puzzled.

Shiro: I want you all to stay here. I’ll go and get your Daddy Keith. Hunk: *panics* Why? What happened?Shiro: Your Dad might be in trouble.Three teens: We’re coming with you!

Keith slowly opened his eyes and he began looking around. He was in a room. A dark room that had two lamps on the side. He looked down and he saw himself lying on a bed, hands tied to the headboard and suddenly his worst nightmare was happening. He knew where this was going. His heart started beating so fast and he just wanted to see Shiro. But he knew that he had to calm down and think of a way out of this. He looked around trying to look for an exit, considering he could get himself free. There were two doors, one that lead outside and the other… it opened to reveal a man older than Keith coming out from the bathroom.

Keith wanted to die. No, no, no, no, no. Please, not me. 

Old Man: Ah, you’re finally awake.Keith: What do you want? Do you want money? I can give—Old Man: *approaches the bed* Oh no. I don’t want money, Mr. Shirogane. What I want is something money cannot give. You see, I’ve been a lonely man for so long. My wife died a couple of years back and I loved her so dearly. I was passing by the area a couple of months ago and I saw you come out of your car. My wife was Japanese and you reminded me of her.Keith: *knits his eyebrows* What?Old Man: You share the same facial features with her, even the nose. Same silky black hair, same length even. *smirks*Keith: I’m a man, in case that wasn’t obvious.Old Man: Ah, indeed you are. But a man isn’t really a problem to you, is it? You’re married to a man yourself. *takes out a knife and hovers it on Keith’s jacket* So this wouldn’t be much of a— *leans over to Keith*

That was when Keith saw his opportunity. He kicked the old man in the chest with his knee really hard that the knife flew upward. Keith kicked the man again forward, making him fall off the bed and just in time for Keith to grab the knife as it fell down using his teeth. He took the knife using his feet and started to free his hands as quickly as he could. 

The man was groaning in pain and then he looked up at Keith trying to escape when he shouted “Guards!” Keith’s eyes widened when he heard more heavy footsteps approaching the room and he tried slicing his one hand free even faster. As soon as his one hand was free, he grabbed the knife with his hand and worked on the other one. The old man stood up to stop him by grabbing his shoulder. Keith turned around just in time to punch the man in the face, causing him to stumble back and make his nose bleed.

Keith: That’s for drugging me. *punches the man again* That’s for kidnapping me. *another punch* That’s for tying me in bed. *one last final blow* And that’s for having the nerve to think I’d let you touch me when I’m a married man.

Keith looked down at the bleeding man and for a second he felt guilty but the man tried to do unimaginable things to him. This was all self defense and he had every right to do it. He looked at the door and he saw five men.

Keith: Fuck this. You are all making me late to my cuddle session with my husband. *both clenched fists in front of him in a fighting stance*

Keith charged.

Shiro stopped the car to an abandoned house by the pier and the kids and him quickly got out. They ran inside the house and they saw coming down the stairs a man holding onto his other shoulder, huffing. The man looked at them.

Shiro: Keith. *covers his mouth with one hand*Three teens: Daddy Keith!! Keith: *smirks* Hey. Fancy seeing y’all here. You came to rescue me? All—

He got interrupted when a man charged at him and Keith turned around to give him two punches on the face and one strong kick to the stomach that caused the man to fly to the other side, breaking the wall in the process.

Keith: *huffs* All is good. *hands on the hip*

Pidge, Lance and Hunk just stared at their Daddy in awe. Lance had seen him punch a guy before, but other than that, no one had seen Keith literally fight someone with more than one move. Shiro on the other hand just ran up the stairs to his husband and hugged him. 

That was when Keith broke down.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST QUOTED “TEMPORARY FIX.” TO. ME. lmao

[The Voltron Family] The family was done with dinner and it was Pidge and Lance’s turn to wash the dishes. Keith was still in the table, trying to answer emails via phone. Shiro passed by Pidge by the sink—who just placed the plates Lance handed to her—and ruffled her hair.

Pidge: *annoyed* Daddy Shiro! Ugh. This is why I’m not getting any taller!Shiro: *laughs* Hey! Don’t blame me on that! It’s not my fault you stay up too late. When you were younger, I made sure you slept at 8pm. Now that you’re 16, you’re staying up til what? 11pm? *fake gasp* Why, my child?Pidge: Nonya. *grumbles*Shiro: What?Pidge: Nonya business. *sticks tongue out*Shiro: Did you just quote Moana?Lance: *sings* Moana~ Make way~ Make way~ *gathers the glasses*Shiro: *turns back to Pidge* Goodnight, sweetheart. *leans in for a kiss*Pidge: *disgruntled* *turns head away* *not giving in* *turns the faucet*Shiro: *pouts* Oh, cmon. Keith, Pidge won’t give me a goodnight kiss!Keith: *not looking up from his phone* Pidge, give your Daddy Shiro a goodnight kiss. Pidge: *grumbles* *turns* *gives Shiro a peck* Goodnight.Shiro: *beams* Goodnight, sweetheart.

Shiro turned around to give Lance and Keith a goodnight kiss too. He left the kitchen and gave Hunk one as well who was in the living room. As soon as Shiro headed upstairs to the bedroom, Pidge spoke up.

Pidge: Daddy Keith, how come Daddy Shiro smells so nice all the time?Keith: *looks up* *raises an eyebrow* You’d rather have him smelling bad?Pidge: No! I mean like, he smells nice all the damn time.Lance: *joins Pidge with the washing* I agree. Ever since we were kids, I noticed, since I like to hug him most of the time. He has this specific smell that’s so…. Daddy Shiro. It’s nice. Pidge: *nods* It’s nice, yeah. Like, he bathes in perfume or something.Lance: Or he sweats perfume. *finger guns Pidge*Pidge: Yeah. Not quite possible but yeah, seems like he sweats perfume. *eyes widens* I mean, DOES HE ACTUALLY SWEATS PERFUME?Hunk: *joins them* I have a theory. What if he injects himself, so his sweat glands excrete such fragrant substance instead of the usual sweat?Lance: Well, Daddy Shiro IS a doctor. Pidge: What does he actually even do inside his clinic? *twitches eyes*

Now that got Keith curious. As soon as he went up to the master bedroom, he looked for Shiro who just got out of the bathroom (with just a towel to cover his lower parts) and was looking for a pair of pyjamas. Keith eyed him suspiciously.