𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠.

“!!!! my dango!” the fiend! he’s got his dump truck of a butt all over her after noon snack! “i was going to eat those later!”

“rejected!”

DABS IN HERE

rukia: ....... hey fuck you surprise ruiner

“ because the safest place for her is by nii-sama’s side! she has to be nii-sama’s lieutenant! it’s our job as parents to guide her to make the right decisions so i say we convince her how great your role is! ”

you lit my clothing on fire! and what is this about a refund? i didn’t offer you any money whatsoever!

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU!

i’m glad you’ve decided to make this sacrifice for our amazing daughter!

i can’t wait until ichika’s old enough to join nii-sama’s squad as his lieutenant. 

thinks about how cool her daughter is....

don’t confuse me for ichigo! speaking to me like that will only garner you a kick in the face!