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i think that if someone were to say 'peach iced tea' in a texan accent, it would sound like 'bitch-ass tea'. can anyone confirm?

REMEMBER MY POST YESTERDAY ABOUT YEARNING FOR VEGETARIAN MARSHMALLOWS?? WELL TODAY MY MUM COMES BACK FROM THE SHOP WITH MINI MARSHMALLOWS!! THAT HAVE PORK IN THEM!! SO MY FAMILY ARE GONNA EAT THEM :(

hey does anyone know where my pencil sharpener is bcs i REALLY need it rn

when ur watching a show and the 2 girls finally kiss

if you hear me say 'i hate everything', never assume that includes the celeste minifigure in my animal crossing lego set

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET VEGETARIAN CHICK-SHAPED PEEP MARSHMALLOWS IN THE UK?

vegetarian marshmallows are expensive asf. should i turn into a meat-eater again just for this reason

i wanna bite into my candle

i would really like to eat a sweet potato!

so i feel like im not cut out for anything bcs im not a cute little neat sugar cookie like everyone else is. bcs when you cut out a sugar cookie, it's nice and pristine with smooth edges, then it gets yummy icing and sprinkles. but im the one that just got a bit smushed and shoved on a tray and im not good for anything really

why did bowlby need 44 thieves? isn't that a bit greedy? i think 43 should suffice

i wanna live in a tv show

hey are any of you angry at me right now?

i think my friends tolerate me rather than actually like me