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....which one of you are duoing with the best tags??
That be my username, but that not me me ._.

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I sneeze easily 10+ times a day but it is nigh on impossible to actually get them recorded. Idk why. My nose is camera shy.
Same
(Was writing out a scenario and then it turned partially into a mini ficlet hybrid so enjoy whatever the heck this is.)
Also it is inspired loosely by this book cover I happened to see while browsing tumblr:
Imagine a giant who is the protector of a village. He stands taller than the nearby castle and wears an intimidating suit of armor. To the villagers it seems like he never rests and is an eternal guardian. None have seen his face and some even claim him to be a statue but if one looks closely the subtle rise and fall of his chest reveals him breathing beneath his armor.
So this is just an ' A and B ' story, except with names. I'll be using these names often, but the species, gender, personalities, and even perhaps appearances will change depending on the stories being told.
Arin will always be the giant, and for convenience they are purple in dialogue and pronouns (if needed)
Bailey will always be the smaller, and for convenience they are orange in dialogue and pronouns (if needed)
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"B-bailey...it...tuu-tuh..tickles..." Arin said through hitching breaths, eyes fluttering as they scrunched up their nose, as if trying to get away from Bailey's little fingers.
"I know it tickles, you idiot. It's why we don't go sticking our gigantic noses into trees. There are birds in trees" Bailey snapped back at their gigantic friend, who had a bird stuck up their right nostril.
Bailey was not happy about the position they had found themself in, starting to stick an arm deep into a gigantic nostril. All the way up to the shoulder... But it still wasn't enough. The bird was still waaay out of reach, and the giant was struggling to hold back yet another sneeze.
"mmm suuh..huuuh..hHhHh..uuhh r-rry...i-it whuu...hHhh...was so p-pretty..." Arin whimpered between needy hitches, their nose scrunched up even more, eyes fluttering unevenly before squeezing tightly closed, lips parting to reveal sharp fangs-
"Don't you dare!" Bailey squawks out desperately, trying to remove their arm as quickly as they could from Arin's nasal passage...but it was far too late.
"HhhHhHH! hiiiihhHH!...HAH! ...HaAH'DSHEEEIEW!" A handful of itchy hitches struggled their way out of the giant, before accumulating and exploding forward into a massive thundering sneeze. Poor Bailey was caught in the crossfire. Only have gotten their arm partially out of the ticking time bomb that was their friend's nose.
Bailey got the full force of the sneeze, little bit of spray and all. They had gotten flung a few yards away, hitting the ground hard with a groan. Taking in a deep breath, they lay there for a long moment. It was needed.
"Bailey!" Arin cried out in panic, pushing themself up out of their laying position with their arms, looking at Bailey in worry.
"are you ok? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! The bird just really really really tickles ... And your arm tickled... I'm sorry!"
Bailey didn't move from their spot, instead giving a soft sigh.
"Is the bird still in your nose, or did you sneeze it out?"
Arin paused, taking a moment to sniff at the air, before wrinkling up their nose.
"it's still in there...still tickles" Arin babbled, bringing up a massive hand to squish and rub at their nose, snuffling heartily.
Bailey groaned as they pushed themself back to their feet. Approaching Arin they took on an impatient demanding tone.
"lay back down, you oaf"
They waited for Arin to obey with their hands on their hips, and the giant quickly but carefully did so. Now that Arin was back laying on their stomach, Bailey wasted absolutely no time at all and took action.
Bailey stepped up to that massive nostril, and quickly hoisted themself in, making as mad as a dash as they could towards the bird. They knew they didn't have much time at all.
Arin shot up into a sitting position with a sharp, startled gasp, a hand instinctively going up to press against the underside of their nose. They had not been expecting Bailey to do that at all.
"mmuuuh..! Huuuuh! HHhhHhh! hhHhh..." Arin's breath started to hitch near instantly. Their eyes started to water, chin tilting up, lips parting, eyes then squinting shut.
Bailey was having a hard time keeping their balance, the nasal membrane around them trembled and spasmed. The large hitches pulling in an inhumane amount of air creating a Gale force that threatened to topple them forward. Bailey had to constantly straighten themself out and fix their footing to stay up right and moving. It didn't help that the nasal membrane was starting to leak due to all the irritation.
"just hold on a liiiiitle longer! I see it! Hold it back! Hold it back!" Bailey shouted, trying to run. They could see the bird, up close it was clear its little foot was caught in a nose hair.
"HHhhHHh! I-... c-...cUUUHHhhh! C- CAN'T!" Arin gasped out, tears leaking down their face. It felt as if their nose was on fire.
Bailey took a desperate dive, tackling the little bird- subsequently freeing it from the hair. They held the struggling bird in their hands, slipping in a tad further as their chest met the 'floor' of Arin's nose. Once they stopped their slide, they rolled onto their back and hugged the bird firmly to their chest, bracing themself. Just in time too.
"HHHHhhhHhhh! Hhh! HaaaHHhh! HAAh....HAH'DSHEEIEW'uuh..!....DSHEIIEW!"
It was like being in the middle of a hurricane. A Gale force wind whipped around before exploding outwards, shooting out of the giant's nose like a bullet. Bailey landed on the ground with a wet splat. They had fallen on their back, exhaustedly releasing the soaked bird. The poor animal taking its chance to quickly hop away.
With a groan Bailey looked up at Arin, so dazed their vision was blurrily doubled. Seeing two giants before they clashed back into one being.
Arin snuffled, feeling their sinuses prickle once more. They wrinkled up their nose, taking in a deep sniff, before their mouth went slack.
"Huuuh! UuUuhhh...huuuUUuuHHhh ..." They gasped out , eyes closing and chin lifting before-
" HUHRSHHHOO!" Arin sneezed one final sneeze, taking a couple long moments to snurfle and sniff before noticing Bailey still laying prone on the ground.
Arin gave a gasp, getting on their hands and knees, crawling over until they loomed over Bailey. Looking them up and down worriedly, afraid to touch.
"are you ok?!" Arin basically shouted, causing Bailey to flinch slightly.
"I will be if you keep your nose out of trees" Bailey responded a tad bitterly.

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one day i am going to completely outgrow my cat allergy, find an overly touch-affectionate cat, and snuggle it. i WILL.
You gotta find the cat first, then you'll have a good chance of adapting to that cat only. Take it from me, a person with a cat allergy and three medium length furred cats.
I'm around my cats just fine most days, but have issues with other peoplws cats lamo
It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Two years! Oh wow!
I will be taking one scenario as a writing request, first com first serve.
My oc's only, or just a scenario and I'll pick the oc
We haven't seen Tooke in so long, free my boi he ain't do nun wrong
i can assure you hes perfectly fine
May I join him?
I brought my own lighter :0
This is 1,255 words. Larry and boog are meeting in this.
Perspective shift somewhere in the jumble
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A clap of thunder boomed through the air, and within a split second it stormed, downpouring a massive amount of rain.Boo gave a squeak as he ran on all sixes towards the closest house, nudging his way through grass blades taller than him.
The little mouse would worm himself under the crack in the door, taking his time to shake himself off before deciding to look for a place to hide. Mice weren't welcome in most homes after all. Boo got to his hind legs, his lower arms curling around his waist as he shivered, he looked around for the perfect spot to be out of sight.
Finally got back I to the writing mood.
600 words deep into writing something with Larry and boog.
It's not gonna be good lol, but it'll be something. I'll either post it later tonight, or sometime tomorrow. Whenever I finish it.

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It's my borthday!
Why stop at “false starts?” Why can’t we talk about ‘false sneezes?’
Where someone goes through all the motions of a sneeze without the actual sneezing part. It sounds just like a stiffened sigh, or even a cough, and it leaves the person absolutely confused. Bonus points if the sound of the sneeze is still there, too! To the point it just sounds like “aUh-hheuh-!!” Or “ehh’Hhuw..!”
Still comes with runny nose and everything, it’s just that the actual substance of the sneeze was lost out of complete desperation, leaving them unsatisfied (and possibly still needing to sneeze).
This has actually happened to me before, and is not fun lol.
Typically it starts with the false starts, then you 'sneeze' and it feels weird and almost indescribable. And then I just have to sit with myself and wonder why tf it happened.
Thinking about tinies at the mercy of giant sneezes in the way that humans are at the mercy of any force of nature.
Trying in vain to get an unaware giant's attention, their miniscule voice far too small to reach them, only to see the slightest twitch of the giant's face, the twitch of their nose, as a storm brews within them. They move forward, ever curious and maybe a bit concerned for the giant whose head hovers above them. The giant's eyes flutter shut as some force overtakes them, a tickling in their nostrils.
By the time the tiny realizes what's going on the giant's nostrils are already flaring many times the tiny's size and all encompassing. The pressure builds. The tiny tries to run but air swooshes around them rushing like a powerful gale as, unaware of the chaos they are causing below them, the giant sucks air in and the sneeze builds and builds, "Ahhh- Ah- Ahhhhh..."
Then with a monstrous roar the giant's sneeze finally explodes out of them, "CHOOOOO!" It's like a thunderclap of raw power rocketing the tiny away and spraying snot far bigger than any raindrop upon them.
A barely memorable moment to the giant. A simple sneeze. Yet it rocks the tiny's whole world like a hurricane.
Absolutely agree, this was great
Just a little drabble I made featuring my new OC boo.
Testing the waters with him and such
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You groan and tilt your head off to the side just a bit, scrunching up your nose. Something was on it, making it tickle, and that was disturbing your sleep. You reached up your hand to brush the thing off your nose, just to be met with a disgruntled squeak.
“Hey! Don't do that! I don't wanna be knocked off!” A familiarly annoying voice squawked at you.
“What are you doing boo?” You grumbled, giving a wide yawn as you cracked your eyes open to see the little four armed mouse. Currently at his one inch tall height.
“I'm cold.” Boo whined out his answer, crossing his lower arms as he pouted at you. You felt a shiver run down your spin, as you knew where Boo’s favorite spot to keep warm was.
“Uh, well, you're free to share the blanket with… hey!” You couldn't help but yelp halfway through your offer, rocketing into a sitting position and scrunching up your nose as you tried your damnedest to resist snorting.
While you had been extending your offer, boo had shrunk down to his smaller, 1 centimeter size, and quickly slipped himself into your right nostrils. Using all four of his arms and tail to do so.
You bring up the back of your hand to scrub at your nose, the tickle was maddening. He was not being careful about his movements like he should have been.
“Boo! G-g*hiiiiii*et out! Y-you’re gonna ruin my sleep!” You whimper, feeling your nose twitch and your nostrils flare.
“It'll be ok! It's fine! Imma gonna lay down, and it’ll be fine, like a snuggle!” You hear boo chirp happily as he finally settled down. Most likely curling himself around one of your nasal hairs.
“Th-th…hiiih! This is n-nuuh…huuuh! Nothing like a snuggle, y-yuh…little gremlin!” You chidded, eyes squeezing closed and chin tilting into the air.
“You'regonnnamakemesneeze!” You huffed airily, lips parting so you could take in more air.
You could boo flick the feathered bit on the tip of his tail playfully against your nasal wall, promoting you to start hitching heavily.
“Hiiih…huh! huUH’DSHHO!” you rock forward, quickly cupping your hands over your nose and mouth, instinctively sniffling afterwards. You barely had your eyes open, before you gave a second sneeze. “Hih’Dshiew!’uhhh…” the second sneeze had been lazier, as you were still very tired.
You snuffle again, peeking your eyes open to look into your cupped hand. Pouting when you didn't see your little pest in them. It tracks, as you still had a tingling tickle in your nose. It just wasn't enough to prompt another sneeze.
“You're the absolute worst.” You complained, laying back down, giving your nose a harsh rub with your finger. There was no use protesting too much. Boo was already in there now, and he wouldn't come out until he felt like it. You close your eyes, trying to fall asleep. Even with a bit of an itch in your nose.
Larry huffed and kicked a pile of leaves as he walked by. Why had he agreed to this? His pride? The fact that Kenny was going to pay him 20 bucks, along with the promise of a meal? Probably a bit of both, while leaning more towards the food. Larry loved food, just thinking about it had his mouth watering a bit.
Larry had to shake his head to clear his thoughts. “Ken wants that pawdemonium flower as quickly as I can find em.” He huffed as he got into all fours, starting to sniff around the forest floor. “That's if they truly fell outta the cockpit.” He added on with a bit of a scowl, before simply shaking his head and continuing to search.
The search seemed to go on forever, and worse yet Larry had not found a single flower, earth born nor Kittian.
Just as he was about to say ‘fuck this’ and give up, he tripped over a tree root and tumbled down a hill not previously seen. He landed with a thud at the bottom, a golden cloud arising. He had landed in a field of flowers.
Larry couldn't help but scrunch up his face as he sat up, his pink nose twitching as he unintentionally breathed in the clouds of pollen.
He brought up a golden paw, one that was supposed to be white, to try to rub the blooming tickle away. It didn't work. In Fact it made things much worse.
“H-hiiih…” Larry gave a hitch, lazily hovering a paw in front of his face. His ears laying back. “HIIIH!” A second gasp, making Larry tilt his head back, red eyes being forced to close. Nostrils flaring wide, leading into a massive-
“Hih-...hih’DSHHhoue!...snfff….heeh….heh….heh’DSSshiiiEW! HUUH'DSHIEEW!” fit of three sneezes that he released openly past his awaiting paw. Larry sniffled heavily as he staggered to four paws, blinking tears out of his eyes.
His efforts were futile, he took just a couple staggering steps forward before his breath caught again. He tried to fight it by shaking his head from side to side, but it wouldn't work.
“Huuuuuh! … Uh’DSShhhhhiew!” A quick sneeze burst out of him, making him bow his head forward so much that he nearly fell forward. He shook his whole body with a groan, trying to desperately paw at his nose to get rid of the tickle.
“Hih! hhiiIIIiih…. HIH’SHHOU! ‘DSHIEEW!!! uuuunnnghh” another two sneezes, followed by a groan.
Larry gave a small whimper, looking around at the sea of flowers. With no other choice, Larry started to run. In no particular direction. He just needed to get out of there.
Larry continued to sneeze as he ran, nearling tripping himself each time. He could barely see, nor could he scent properly.
After nearly making it though the field of flowers, one sneeze finally had Larry tumbling head over heels.
“Hiiihhh….hiiih! Hiiih’DSHIEW….!”
He landed in his stomach with a small groan, forcing his eyes open as he gave a huff. He smacked the nearest flower with his claws out of frustration, before giving a soft gasp. It was the flower he needed.
It was vaguely in the shape of a cat's paw, though it had petals like a rose that shone a bright blue.
“Fi’d’ally” he caterwauled in a congested voice, giving a thick sniffle as he plucked the flower with his left front paw. He held the flower away from his face so as to not breathe in more of the irritating pollen, as he got up on his hind legs, making it a couple of yards out of the flower field.
Larry felt grateful not to be surrounded by the colorful fauna anymore, but he still had a lingering itch in his nose. He glared at the flower in his paw, knowing that it was the culprit.
“K-ken better pay m-muuuh..me double for th-thiis. Snff! Or maybe tri-hiiiiih! Hiih….hih- Hih'DSHHieew! She's definitely gonna have to pay me triple for this… with two, no! Three meals!” He grumbled to himself around a sneeze, heading off to Kenny's to deliver the flower, and more importantly get his rewards.

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Drew a Larry sneeze
He really is one of my favorite ocs
I can't wait to get proper sneeze art him in the future