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Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life

If you think a guy is interesting upon meeting him I guarantee he is imagining trapping you in a maze of his own design in the parking lot of his work and like, air dropping you kernels of rice to eat

do any sexy ladies know how to repair an iron lung? I don’t have much time left

this is a top 10 post on this site

yea im gay. yea i only listen to the song tainted love (1981) on repeat. no i dont have any problems. siri send post

me waking up at 4am w/ no idea where i am and an overwhelming urge to go find cold water

some of y’all have never dug straight down and it shows

George Harrison what a golden soul, too bad the Beatles didn’t last long enough so John Lennon could learn from him and change for better