girlboss of the alphabet mafia

will wood was right, it’s fucking awful out here socrates

Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl

i made this post to make fun of irony poisoned people who have to subvert everything, but this is literally just what being a trans woman is like

The socialists want to take Ohio and replace it with debt-free-society-hio

This is a bad joke actually

The socialists want to take over Illinois actually, and turn it into Health-inois

Wait, that's even worse and stupider

They're gonna kick me out of the socialized pun school in not-christopher Columbus debt-free-society-hio

I'll never get my degree in punology, I was so excited to get that thermometer reading 24°C

You know alfalfa farming is bad when suburban homes with turf grass in the desert use up less water than it

A game like stardew but it's about meeting your neighbors and forming community in an urban neighborhood while selling the plants you grow in your back garden at the local Saturday Farmers Market

What can I say, I think it would be cozy, like just meeting people, decorating a small house, and growing digital garden plants