greasy snip snap

Snape is actually the one that started the Snape hate train

Snape only covers his mouth when he wears face masks

Snape bullied my sister into moving multiple states away

I'm a Slytherin and I got my period the other day and I asked Snape to give me pads and he gave me those useless mini pads. A monster, I tell you.

Snape is Logang for life and he sings ITS EVERYDAY BRO whenever he’s brewing poison

Snape payed for my college tuition in full so that I would be put under immense pressure to earn perfect grades. He kidnaps my family when I get a B. I’m scared.

snep is the CEO of collegeboard

snape broke into the emergency pantry and opened all my canned peaches. what’m i supposed to do with all these peaches. there are so many h

Snape hops genres just so he can torment kids in dystopian YAs and historical fiction and horse girl books.

Snape stood a foot behind me in the grocery line, clearly ignoring the "6 feet apart" stickers on the floor.

Snape went on my computer started the windows update, and then shut my computer when it said not to shut it.

snape had a cat asleep on his lap, and got up purely to wake it up

Snape forgot to flush the toilet after he had a shet

Snape tripped me, caused me to break my ankle, and didn’t even say sorry. Beach.

Snip snap took a phat greasy doodoo in my bathroom and didn’t flush. His name is Filch

Snape coochie

snape lured me into his wine cellar and left me to die bricked up in a hole in the wall