Queer coded scoobies for the win

xander adding a lampshade to the pile of things in his attempt to barricade the door...he is such a special and specific kind of idiot

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown

the only truly horny character on btvs is willow rosenberg everyone else is lying about it for clout

waiter! ten thousand alpha!buffy/omega!riley collaring fics, immediately

i need to post a video of him shaking and sweating in this scene