♡ cockstars ♡

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

here’s a link to the artist’s tweet about it, featuring the dick itself https://twitter.com/akkoarcade/status/1380764674656858117

I was truly expecting a Rick roll…but uhhh

male directors are like “i know just the actor for this role, my fave male bestie who i’ve cast thirteen other times” like im going to assume you’re gay as hell 

do you think scorsese and de niro have kissed. it’d be less gay than saying “i’ve worked on nine films with this other man”