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To me, it looks like it came from Spirit Halloween. Might be one of their experiments to bring Halloween Spirit back to the public but went rogue and escaped containment. Have you tried showing some of the masks like the Ghostface mask and maybe would go back to it's family?
this thing's existence is living proof that Halloween isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle
Honestly it reminds me of those weird singing robot things my Dad told me about as a kid, if I remember correctly apparently the company closed down somewhere around the 80's or 90's? Fazburn's, or something like that? Fastbear's? They were really popular tho I remember that much. Oh and they were centered in Utah but Dad said they closed down before they could branch out of the state.
ok these two cant be a coincidence. I tried doing research before but came up with nothing. I'll take another look
I’d say to leave a cross at the barn door to keep it contained inside, but i don’t even know what on God’s Earth i’m looking at in these photographs. It looks like a Party City decoration or something.
I don't think even party city would dare have something like that in stock even for halloween
who or whatever created that thing thought freddy krueger needed to have nightmares too
Any updates on the cryptid thing? It seems vaguely familiar but I can't put my finger on it.
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Well heres an update on Cryptid
It hasn't left though it still doesn't like me near it. after a few months it stopped chasing me at night so as long as I dont go actively near it. It typically stays in that box in the shed during the day but sometimes it ventures out in the day. The animals were spooked by it at first but they've grown accustomed to each other. I see it feeding grass to the horses sometimes. It used some leftover baler twine to tie up the torn leg
Still don't know where it came from or what it is

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Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.
I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me
Update
I've lost a set of crayons and a coloring book and gained my exercise for the night
Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.
I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me
What if you tried offering that cryptid guy some help? Maybe try stitch up its leg??
If this is you offering yourself as tribute to go up to it then be my guest
It attacks me whenever I get too close and it hasn't reacted to anything I'm saying
It's the next morning and Cryptid is back in the box. Im sensing a pattern here
It refuses to get out and did not like it when I tried to drag it out.
Anyone got any ideas? I don't want this thing in my shed or on my property.
FUCKER CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET
AND ITS FUCKING FLOATING???????
CRYPTID LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANNA LOCK UP MY CHICKENS

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Cryptid update
Went back in the morning and couldn't find it in the shed so I looked in the chest and, lo and behold, the fucker is curled up in there like a fucking snake. It swatted me away but I got this pic
Looks like a giant sock monkey with a porcelain mask. What kind of creepypasta looking ass is this
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS THING AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY SHED
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