Since there's a lot of headcanons of Remus being the mom friend, I'm gonna go with it for this.
Basically since Severus was friends with Avery, Mulciber, & Rosier- I like to think that Avery was the mom friend. Or just basically a buzzkill, I don't know why. Now since many people consider Remus to be the mom friend of the Marauders, imagine Remus & Avery swapping friends.
Ya know like the show 'Wife Swap' so Remus has to hang out & deal with Mulciber, Snape, & Rosier and Avery has to hangout & deal with Potter, Black, & Pettigrew.
They both write eachother a set of instructions to help them.
For Avery the instructions are simple.....it's basically just a schedule for quidditch that James and Sirius follow- obviously, a list of threats that'll help when they don't want to do homework, how to wake them up, places to hide all of Peter's snack, how to snap James out of his trance when he see Lily, and how to distract them from planning pranks depending on the prank.
The instructions for Remus- are a bit odd in his case. He's seen Avery with his friends before and they seem calm well sorta. He's seen them cause trouble but it's not as much as his friends. Plus he thinks the only issues he'll have is with Snape, considering James and Sirius like to mess with him.
He had re-read the instructions Avery left because he thought he read wrong when he first read them.
Don't leave Mulciber and Rosier alone together
Keep an eye on Severus at all times
Stay away from butterflies
If you own anything blue don't let Rosier see it
If you own anything soft or shiny don't let Severus see it
Don't not wake any of them up, Severus wakes early so he'll wake Mulciber and Rosier
Quidditch schedule for Rosier
Bring up MacDonald and Mulciber will shut up if he starts getting angry
The list just gets more odd. He's confused but also curious about them. So when it comes to certian rules he does the opposite of what they say or he simply forgets only to find out why they were written in the first place.
Rule 6: If you own anything blue don't let Rosier see it
Remus: *accidentally wears a blue sweater*
Rosier: *hexes him and steals it, then searches his things for anything else blue*
Rule 2: Keep an eye on Severus at all times
Remus: *putting away his homework* Alright time to go to- *looks around* Where the hell is Snape
Mulciber & Rosier: *shrugs*
Remus: He was here just a minute ago, I literally just gave him back his notes- I didn't even hear the door open!
Rosier: He does that alot
Mulciber: That's why Avery is always looking at him or why he gets one of us to look at him. He disappears when you look away and then reappears at random.
Rosier: He's probably dead
Severus: *enters the room covered in dirt, leaves, and twigs* Hi
Remus: *panicked* Where the hell have you been?!
Severus: Don't worry about it
Severus: *throws a rock at his face*
Rule 1: Don't leave Mulciber and Rosier alone together
Remus, holding a grumpy Snape's hand: C'mon we're going to the library
Mulciber & Rosier: We don't wanna go
Remus, sighs: We're only gonna be there for a few minutes, Snape needs to return a book
Mulciber & Rosier: *crosses their arms like stubborn children* No!
Remus: Ugh....fine then stay here....just don't leave this room understood?
Mulciber & Rosier: *nods*
Remus: *comes back and sees the room a complete mess* What the-
Remus: *notices both Mulciber & Rosier unconscious on the ground* Oh merlin! *rushes over to them*
Remus: Snape go get- *turns around and notices that Snape is gone*
*after two days with them*
Remus: *dragging them to the Gryffindor commons* Avery!
Avery: *looks up to see a disgruntle Remus forcefully dragging Mulciber, Rosier, & Snape* What-
Remus: Please take them back.....please
Avery: It's been two days
Remus: How do you deal with them everyday?
Avery: *smiles* Don't worry about it
So after two days Remus goes back to his group of friends and Avery goes back to his. Remus then prays to merlin that he never has to see them again. Plus he forces his friends to keep away from Snape cause he knows that guy carries rocks in his pockets.
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