THE Snackles

THERE WAS NO NEED--

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

i wish killing urself was a reversible thing i think it would be rlly cathartic & i woukd kill myself twice an hour also

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website