Clown In A Human Suit

WHY am I not getting SMOOCHED?! That doesn't seem right

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Men love wearing slutty, whorish shorts that show off more than half of their thighs

everyone is saying purchase women’s shorts but what if your fat cock won’t fit

That's everyone else's probelm, let it peek out

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head