you really wanged it this time!

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

I read the article and he robbed 4 banks and went to federal prison for a mere 11 years, got into prestigious schools and now he’s a law professor at a top law school? Only a white man could have this story.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

honestly just imagine if rey handed luke the lightsaber and he just fucking threw it off a cliff like byeeeeee

the jedi must come to an end YEET