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how quickly did digimon/pokemon cards/yu gi oh cards get banned at your school and why?

pokemon cards got banned after a month because this one kid, scotty, would sit at the top of the jungle gym on the playground while like other kids gathered around him and he would make the kids around him do physical challenges and favors for him and then throw the cards into the audience of like 40 kids. anyway scotty is in jail now (not related to Pokemon cards i’m assuming)

free scotty 

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