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Vivian from Paper Mario 2004 is a transgender woman. It is openly stated in the Japanese version that she ‘appears to be a girl but is really a boy’ seeking acceptance from her sisters, who finally see her as female in the end. The entire story was censored in America. Source
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George R.R Martin was the first person ever to buy a ticket to Comicon. In 1964, the future Game of Thrones author attended the world’s first Comicon, and he also bought the very first ticket - making him the very first person to ever pay admission for a comic convention. Source Source 2 Source 3
Famous children’s author Roald Dahl was surrounded by his family when he died. His last words were almost, “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” -but he fell unconscious for a time, a nurse came in to ease his passing by injecting him with morphine, and when the needle pricked his skin, he muttered “Ow, fuck!” just before dying. Source Source 2
I HAVE NO MOLARS, OKAY?
HELP TASHA GET DENTURES!
As many of you know, I had crap genetics in the “Tooth” department and most of my teeth have disintegrated because of this. I have zero molars and a lot of my other teeth have had to be pulled too.
Medicaid will pay for the cleaning and the actual partial dentures – which I need both for eating AND because going to a job interview all gap-toothed makes you look uneducated, which is stupid but it’s how the world works. What Medicaid WON’T pay for is the three fillings I need before I can even get fitted for dentures.
Medicaid runs out at the end of the month. I need the money probably the week prior to that. It’s a pain in the mouth, but I’m having back surgery on Monday and won’t be able to do ANY side-hustles, up to and including writing, transcribing, PR, etc. until at least the beginning of May. I won’t have Medicaid by then.
So….if you have a moment….please check it out.
Note: Crowdrise now apparently outsources all new private fundraising to GoFundMe, who I loathe, so I just took an older fundraiser of mine and repurposed it.
So I got my surgery on my back done. My re-orientation with Voc Rehab is May 1. I need my denture mold done before then. I know the fundraiser shows I’ve collected a lot on that fundraiser. Most of it was from well before this, for something else. I just changed the title and description. I’ve raise $95 to go towards the fillings (thank you SO MUCH to everyone). I just need $200 or so more. Also I’m gonna be in recovery for this back surgery for a bit, and sitting upright hurts, so I’m probably not gonna be here often - I’ll try to reblog and post from my phone as often as possible, but y'all know how bad the mobile app is. >.>
I want to thank everyone who has donated so far. You guys are all awesome. I’m still just unfortunate $200 short of my goal, but this is a good start and I am going to try to find a way to make it work.
But in the meantime - please consider signal-boosting. I am going to make an appointment with my dentist for next week - hopefully I’ll either have the money or I’ll spend the rent money on it. Teeth are important, Gdi.
Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.
On this exact day, Cosmo had an idea. You can only reblog this today.
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Boobs are really great.
Super great!
Black kids are everything, I swear!
Good news to try to drown out the bad
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If I was born a Millennial but identify with Generation X, am I transgen?
Seriously though... I hate that I'm a millennial!
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In Goldilocks’ story, Papa Bear and Mama Bear sleep separately.
Never thought of this...
I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”
Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.
Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:
to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut
Google Maps should have a “take the scenic route” options.
Oh my god!!!! Its so much betterbeith the sound on!!!
If prisoners are going to tattoo anyway, there should be safe/sterile tattoo programs in prison. Inmates could get certified and have a marketable skill once they get out and there would be less spread of disease.
Seriously though!
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In 1886, the Harvard Observatory hired a team of women known as the ‘Harvard Computers.’ According to legend, the director was fed up with his male workers and said his maid could do a better job, so he hired her, along with other women, so he could pay them at a lower wage. They outperformed the men, had more precise calculations, invented new systems for classifying stars, and changed the face of astronomy. Source Source 2
We keep thinking of dinosaurs as these frightening and graceful creatures like dragons or unicorns are, but I bet they did a lot of stupid animal stuff, too. Like chasing bugs and tripping over things and farting themselves awake.
