so as most of yโall Already Know,,, since i post about this like 30 times a day,,,,, iโm back in taipei for the summer and had the chance to attend ajโs and kaihaoโs 4-day workshop for fake love and anpanman!!!! and it is my duty as a Fellow Stan Acc to inform you guys of everything that went down iโm dead
also this is super long but iโm not going to put it under a read more bc 1) everyone needs to read this entire thing and 2) i am a terrible person ok here we go
kaihao kept on making hearts and trying to hold ajโs hand i love a chaotic gay
aj rejected kaihaoโs hand holding several times but still made hand hearts with him
kaihao said something about finding your best angle and i almost made a balance joke but i didnโt and now i regret it
kaihao sang along really badly to fake love, proceeded to insist that he was completely correct, and then added that he meant he was right on just the beats and not the lyrics or melody
[vivi, #1 kaihao love blog: WHY DO U THJNK U GOT ELIMINATED BITH]
kaihao kept on making these weird ass grunting sounds instead of counting beats??? he was like uH UH UH UH and everyone in the room kinda just stared at him in collective silence
breaking: kaihao said fewer stupid things than he did on the first day
[vivi:ย Thatโs amazing heโs so full of shit how does it not all come out]
kaihao: iโm the only one who can lift my shirt because iโm the only one with abs and also because most of you are minors but mainly because iโm the only one with abs
anpanman came on right after fake love ended and aj and kaihao went to the side and started frEESTYLE LOCKING TO ANPANMAN???????
kaihao: ็จๅไฝฟๅบไพ [trans: execute this move with a lot of energy]
aj: ็จๅๅฑๅบไพ [pronounced the same way; trans: take a shit with a lot of energy]
they let us film their demonstration/breakdown of the choreo at the end but weโre not allowed to post it rip
aj: oh yeah by the way remember that we have one day off tomorrow,,,, otherwise youโd get tired of seeing us so much
kaihao: but if you want to see me tomorrow make sure to tune into et todayๆๅ
้ฒ at 7pm sharp
kaihao posted another reminder toย tune into et todayๆๅ
้ฒ at 7pm sharp on his ig story
thEY BOTH POSTED CLIPS FROM THE SECOND DAY ON THEIR STORIES AND IโM???? IN THEM???? STILL CRYING I SAVED THEM ALREADY HERE YOU GO IM THE SWEATY BITCH IN PINK WHOSE ALWAYS HALF A BEAT LATE
aj: you gotta have that feeling to it like pretend that youโre j-hope,,, like yeah swag swag uh iโm j-hope
aj, to kaihao: am i teaching this wrong
kaihao: uh i donโt know
we took a break and kaihao was on his phone but it was still plugged into the speaker and suddenly this hella high pitched screaming/moaning sound played over the speaker and we were all like HOE THIS IS A PG-13 ZONE and he was like NO IT WAS SOMEONEโS IG STORY and he rePLAYED THe FUCKCING STORy OVER THE SPEAKER WHILE SHOWING IT TO PEOPLE in order to prove that he was in fact not watching porn during our two minute water break
aj, about the punching part: well i guess everyone can just do the punching part individually because whoโs going to volunteer to get punched
someone: you
aj: you sound like kaihao
after class some people were talking to aj and kaihao so i went too and they were ?? talking about idol producer and i was like oh yeah by the way i watched ip with my roommate @princeruibinโ and she really really really likes u and she got really worried when your rank droppedย so i voted for you youโre welcome
and subsequently aj asked if i meant my roommate from new york and i was like ye and kaihao was like ????? and so my friend had to explain to kaihao that i came here from new york (me: ye i dance with mY GROUP K-NESIS at neW YORK UNIVERSITY in nEW YORK CITY)
kaihao: so did you come back in order to attend this class
friend: bitch do you know how much a round trip ticket from the United States of America costs do you think she would come back for the sole purpose of watching you make terrible jokes for eight hours
(she didnโt actually say the second part sorry)
bitch today was Wildt ok lets start with the stupid shit first
kaihao: ok so make both of your hands the 6 sign and go like 666
someone: does this possibly go against your religion
kaihao: 6666666666666
kaihao started arguing with a 6th grader (jokingly, but still)
aj: weโre gonna change the ending so that it consists of one (1) single dab
kaihao, counting beats for anpanman: 5 6 7 8 hEY YOU HEY YOU HEY PICK ME EI EI
also unrelated and not stupid but aj said i have really good expressions??? and iโm shooKETH bc i usually look so angry in my k-nesis audition clips L M A O
ok so basically two days ago vivi sent me these eight memes she made of kaihao with notes professing her love for him so i printed them out on 4x6 photo paper w glossy finish and handed them to him while being like yo you remember my roommate who was really worried about your rank yeah this is from her
AND THEN he poSTS THEM ON HIS STORY?????????? rip vivi 2k18 pls donโt die i canโt afford a single
[trans: haha every single picture has two meโs // thank you]
also people were asking them for signatures and stuff and i was like o shit i should get kaihao to sign something for vivi but my unprepared ass didnโt bring anything and so i was digging through my void of a bag and pulled out this random ass fan i got at an exhibition i went to earlier in the day and i was like hey um can u sign this for my roommate pls thank,,, so,,,,,
ALSO we got to take pics and polaroids and boomerangs at the end!!!!!!! iโm posting them over a span of a few days otherwise everyone who follows me on ig will hate me but HERE ARE TWO SO FAR
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ok thaTโS ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW???? iโll probably update when i post the rest of the stuff on ig + if i remember something else that happened ALSO I AM OPEN TO QUESTIONS THIS WAS SUCH AN EXPERIENCE IM DEAD
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