karma is a cat

@bludragongal

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

y’know what i’m gonna say it. tumblr is the superior social media site. follower counts are hidden/meaningless, there’s no way to make a profit and/or become an influencer. it’s just about looking at silly little images and making silly little comments. 

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

[Plain Text: "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up." /end Plain Text]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

I’m rewatching the 100 with my wife and I think I’m probably going to regret it later 🫠 I’ve never made it past that episode. You all know the one

We got our first few glimpses of the Commander tonight and boy, I’ve missed her. It’s been nice seeing her on the screen again 😌

i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE