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disorderrd

someone: hey how are u feelin ?

me: oh, im not

understands

cognato

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

xanaxandcoffee

parents: we did the best we could

me: you fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you did. look at me. i've got trauma.

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themorningrarchive-deactivated2

the kid is fending them off with a fucking hockey stick

yyyesman-deactivated20190207

i love this one because theres no other way to possibly interpret this

guy

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE

me: no thanks grandma

grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

mydays

are u: “sorry?” or “excuse me?” or “what?” when you dont hear/understand what someone says

redditfront

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just-shower-thoughts

English is weird. Because “you ain’t shit” and “you are shit (piece of shit)” are insults and “you are the shit” is a compliment.

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222manythoughts

People: watch your language

Me: oh fuck, sorry

snout

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

Mood.

Big mood.

i want to know what bears think sometimes

mediocrechick

parrotiny

pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

kitduckworth

oh my god

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thebootydiaries

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

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