smogville

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad