Smog121

Current mood: old guy in Viridian City laying in the middle of the road and blocking all northbound traffic because he hasn’t had his coffee yet

Dry and flaky????

You must have me confused for your mother sweetie.

You need to stop worrying about peoples moms and get ya metaphor game up. Of you care about ya pussy you shouldn’t compare it to something you get just for walking in the door. :)

😂😂😂

I was JUST thinking bout this no lie

NOOOOO OMFG

GOD TWEETS

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

has there been any new su news

No the soviet union is still gone

This is amazing

For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.

i love everything about cats ever always

Toad got them legs to push the Kart pedals