High Strung

If I endure enough of life at an early age can I also retire early?

Life can hurt sometimes. Other times though, life will slowly bleed you out in more of a numb way. Reality is cruel.

tfw all your parents ever seem to do is argue and fight and they don’t have anything in common and you’re wondering why they’re even married like ??? but then you remember they weren’t married until you were 7 years old..

My bathroom floor has gotten to the point that there are groups of spiders in opposite corners of the room and I keep finding spider corpses right in the middle. At this point I'm curious as to which side will win this tiny spider war.

If you ever need to learn how to fake happiness in your depression, work in costomer service

I hate it when you take off your glasses to step into the shower to bathe and notice a small dark blotch on the wall and get reallllllly close to it before realizing it was a giant fucking spider

tfw you’ve been waiting all afternoon after school to have a nice dinner with your parents and they get home three hours late and say “oh, we ate out”

When everything in life is a calculation, you're gonna run out of batteries real fast

If I’m killed by someone I don’t even know, I will be very dissapointed

It's a good thing I get distracted so easily or else I might notice that this world is a horrible place and that I am completely lost in it

tfw you NEED to prove your telling your friend the truth about some random statement because you lie so much and so well that even you can't believe what you just said

If I were more confident with myself I would piss so much more people off

Growing up can be a horrible experience when the thing you fear most in the entire world is talking to your own parents

It's a horrible thing when fighting with your parents to have the feeling of "it couldn't get any worse" accompanied by the thought of "I'm used to this"