Smile Because It's Worth It

Me: Mom, you might like this. It is kind of calm and lovely.

Mom: Okay, yeah, sure. Whatever.

*several hours later*

Mom: I despise you utterly.

Me: I know. You are  sitting there going, “Oh, it needs to be proved more” or “Oh, they shouldn’t bake it that long.”

Mom: I am so addicted.

*a few minutes later*

Mom: I despise you completely and utterly.

Me: 

like in america our pudding is in plastic cups ^^^

not like this lovely thing you call a pudding. this is goddamn beautiful

or to me, a muffin is like these delicious misshapen lumps

not these perfect fluffy pillows

another thing. im so confused about biscuits

this is an american biscuit

but a british biscuit is like a nice cookie? or a cracker? look at these dainty lil things. so. different.

okay lastly theres a big ol’ jelly mixup 

this is jelly in america:

but this is jelly in the uk

bruh id call that JELL-O