still alive?? 😳😳😳

hm. well. hello! sorry about abandoning the blog and all etc etc, but i just wanted u all to know that i am alive and thriving! insert a heartfelt thank you here, unfortunately i’m half asleep but in all honesty this blog did (and still does) mean a LOT to me and i really truly appreciated u guys’s support back when i was active <3

now here’s the bad news: i probably won’t be writing smile for me stuff anymore </3 this isn’t a definite no but!! i just haven’t been active in the fandom in so long that i’m afraid i don’t have much of a grasp on the characters, but this is subject to change! i guess only time will tell :o0

on another note: Be Kind My Neighbor 😳 now i haven’t received my copy yet (i pre-ordered, just kinda late) but i will admit i’m already having Thoughts about certain Characters, and not just wegg nd neighbor lol. i am also 18 now, so maybe JUST maybe i’ll start acceptin asks abt them! again, it seems only time will tell :o00 (and speaking of the 18 thing. heh. there may be a ~spicy~ side blog in the future but we will have to see…)

thank you! chubby and short solidarity!!!! 

also this ones kinda short cause they honestly wouldn’t mind all that much? they love you for YOU, no matter what you look like!

Boris Habit and Kamal Bora with a chubby and short s/o

Boris Habit 

Habit really doesn’t mind what you look like, as long as you love each other! but, he has to admit, he DOES kinda love the height difference. 

he’s taller than everyone already, but it’s just way more fun when your way shorter than him! he likes to tease you by leaning over you or smothering you in a hug, as well as picking you up and spinning you around

speaking of hugs, hugs and cuddles are the BEST with Habit, especially if you’re fun-sized. when you’re cuddling or sleeping together, he’ll absolutely just wrap his entire body around you, and he loves to just feel you in his arms. hugs can last for hours if you don’t pull away! 

i sure hope you’re not scared of heights, cause he loves to carry you on his shoulders! sure, he might bump your head into the ceiling fan or doorway every once in awhile, but he makes up for it in kisses after 

and if you ARE scared of heights, no worries! he still loves to just hang out with you, and he loves to garden with you so that the lower plants can get watered without him having to bend down so much 

you guys just love to love each other! and don’t even worry if you’re insecure, cause Habit’s ALWAYS there to make you feel better, in any way he can!

Kamal Bora

honestly, Kamal’s just glad to be so much taller than someone. he hates to admit it, but he feels kinda powerful when he doesn’t have to look up to talk to you

don’t get mad if you’re standing next to him and he starts using you as an arm rest, he doesn’t even notice he’s doing it! he kinda just, subconsciously leans into you and rests his arms on top of you, same if you’re standing in front of him 

he’s not as much of a big spoon when it comes to cuddling, so it might be a little awkward unless you just lay your head on top of him. he still loves to cuddle with you, though! 

OSVKABSJSV AWNELLE i love u 🥺🥺

NO YOU!!!!!!!! i love u so much anon!!!!!

UHHSHSHSHSUBG GALAXY BRAIN!!!! GALAXY BRAIN!!!!! (also this turned into sort of a drabble mixed w headcanons hehe)

Boris Habit with a short s/o wearing his coat!

You decided that you wanted to surprise your boyfriend Habit by showing up at his house to hang out, since he had been expressing how much he missed you a couple hours ago (even though you were hanging out all day yesterday), so you decided to pop up at his house to say hello!

Surprisingly, when you got there, no one answered the door. Usually Habit answered the door as soon as he hears someone pull into his driveway or knock, but this time you were met with nothing. Pulling out the spare key he gave you in case something like this happened, you unlocked the door and walked inside.

It looked like no one was home, so you decided that you’d come back later, when suddenly, you spot something on the couch! It looks like he either left the house without his coat, or just wore a different one today. Since no one was around, you decided to do the only logical thing and try the coat on. I mean, who wouldn’t? the guys over 7 feet tall, and his coat is still big on him.

After looking around to make sure you were alone, you pick up the heavy coat and put it on, reveling in the softness of it. The whole thing was way bigger than you, too! you could wrap it around your entire body, and it trailed on the floor underneath your feet. You were completely enveloped in the soft fabric, and it was warm and smelled like him too!

You sit on his couch for a few moments, breathing in the scent of coins, dirt, and flowers, when suddenly you hear a door open behind you. You jump and turn around, the jacket still covering your small frame, only to see a very flustered Habit, wearing his shirt and covered in dirt. You both just stare at each other, faces red and surprised, before he smiles and walks towards you.

“S/O! u did not tell me you were coming over! I would hav made u som t or cough-fee if i had knew!” He picks you up and hugs you, getting some of the dirt on his coat and your face. “You’re wearing my jacket? how cute!” He says, holding you in front of him by your underarms. Despite how calm he sounded, his face was bright red and you could see the sweat on his forehead.

Turns out, he was out in his backyard gardening, and got so distracted by his flowers that he didn’t hear you come in. He explains all of this with a blush on his face, though he never asks for his jacket back. In fact, he insists that you wear it as often as you want!! You look so adorable and comfy in it, and he loves seeing you happy. Sometimes he even wraps it around you when you two are alone, and when he hugs you he uses his pockets to fully smother you in his chest.

of course!!!! bar lesbian time 😳

Poly headcanons for Lulia and Jerafina!

prepare for an endless stream of love, affection, and singing!!!

the three of you spend your time at your local bar, dancing with each other, sharing drinks, flirting, and playing drinking games

when you’re not at the bar, you stay home and sing karaoke! Lulia loves to serenade the both of your with her beautiful voice, Jerafina tries her best to sing love songs without giggling or getting too flustered, and when it’s your turn? no matter how bad you are, they ALWAYS praise you. you could even be tone deaf or have the voice of a baby crow, but these girls will make you feel like you’ve just won a singing competition! and if you’re an amazing singer, they’d probably cry at how proud they are of you and your angelic voice.

the three of you are absolute fashion ICONS. heads turn when you walk into town, you’re known by some of the most fashionable stores and designers, and you’ve even been asked to be in fashion magazines! (whether or not you accepted that offer is entirely up to your imagination;^) )

if you’re not one to dress out or catch attention from others, don’t worry! they understand completely, not everyone wants to be the center of attention! of course they’ll still look like models, but they’ll be sure to tone it down a bit to match with your look.

when Lulia has a show, you and Jerafina ALWAYS have front row seats and back stage passes, no matter WHAT. you’ll be the loudest in the crowd too, whooping and hollering and throwing compliments at your talented girlfriend, sometimes she gets flustered and almost misses a note, but no one ever notices

she’ll absolutely scold you after the show for “Ruining her star performance!!!!” but she’s smiling and laughing throughout the whole lecture :^)

when it’s just you and Lulia, you spend your time doing each others hair and nails, talking about life dreams and ambitions, talking about Jerafina and how much you love her, and sometimes laughing at bad makeup tutorials on youtube.

when it’s just you and Jerafina, you spend your time drinking (or making sure she’s being responsible if you’re not one to drink), gossiping about your friends, watching comedy tv shows, and of course, talking about how much you love Lulia.

when it’s all three of you together on a night at home and you’re NOT doing karaoke, you all love to just hang out and cuddle! it’s always a fight to see who gets to be in the middle (unless you prefer to be on the outside, then it’s just Jerafina and Lulia playfully arguing), since they both love to be adored and showered in affection. you end up either taking turns, playing rock paper scissors, or drawing straws

yes! i apologize, had to go on a short break cause of super stressful school stuff. but i’m gonna start writing again really soon!!! i’m sorry for everyone that sent in a request for making u guys wait so long, but i promise they’ll be done,, eventually!!

i fell out of the sfm fandom for a bit cause steven universe nd homestuck nd other stuff kinds distracted me, but i’m slowly getting back in! i’m just so afraid that i’m writing characters ooc or not delivering exactly what you guys want, so i got a little paranoid. but i’m ok now!!

writing will begin and asks will be answered shortly. i’ll be cleaning up the askbox a bit (by deleting a few asks that i just can’t think of a good scenario for or ones that i just don’t vibe with) and that should make things way easier! stay tuned everyone!

yes!! smh we need more Ronbo requests i love this silly lil clown 

General Ronbo x Reader headcanons! 

hes honestly just. SO happy to have found someone that loves him back. he’s a pretty romantic guy, but most people are a bit hesitant to date him, since, y’know. 🤡. but when he finds out that you, his crush, just so happens to like him back?? WOW!! he’s so excited!! you’ve never seen him this lit up before!

after the initial rush of just being in love with you and being in awe that you love him back, he’s actually a pretty chill guy! sure, he likes to make you laugh and smile, but other than that he’s not too loud or showy. he hates when people don’t take him seriously, after all.

hates to see you frown and constantly does whatever he can to make you happy. even if that means embarrassing himself or doing something silly, he just wants to see you be happy! you make him so happy, so to him its unfair if he’s happy and you’re not

PDA is a pretty big thing for him. he likes to be pretty close to you, and is usually holding your hand or putting his arm around your shoulders. he never goes as far as full on kissing though

speaking of kissing, he gets so flustered so easily! even the smallest smooches can make him redder than his bright red clown nose, and he can barely even make out without having to turn away and cover his face every once in awhile 

he gets you small little gifts of things that remind him of you, like if he sees a pretty toy or mini figure that he thinks you’d like, he buys it for you and gives it to you in a neatly wrapped gift box next time he sees you

when you get pretty far into the relationship, he definitely gets you a heart locket with his picture in it, and keeps one with your picture in it for himself

so. i just had to block a follower, because, upon seeing their blog, they’re an avid shipper of zim/dib, and reblog nsfw content of dib. this is obviously pedophilia, since dib is literally 12 years old. so! just a quick warning!! 

if you support MAPS, NOMAPS, pedophiles, nsfw of underage/aged up characters, incest, and ddlg, please get off of my blog and never interact with me! you will be blocked on site. also get help. 

and another thing, since we’re on the topic of blocking. i haven’t seen any so far, but just in case!

if you are a TERF, SWERF, transmisogynistic, transphobic, transmed, truscum, homophobic, RADFEM, aphobic, biphobic, racist, trump supporter, p*wd*epie supporter, antisemitic, nazi supporter, pro life/anti vax supporter, get outta here!!! i dont like u and i dont wanna see you!!! 

mm yes yes ABSOLUTELY for scientific purposes. here you go! i hope i get a good reaction ;^) (please ignore my awful science puns.)

Dear Maple,

Hey!!!! So I know this is kinda weird, but I thought I’d send you a letter, ok?? Don’t think too much about it!! So, how’ve ya been? How’s life? Are you using that old camera I gave ya? You better be!! Photography is veeeery important, y’know! Gah, sorry if I seem a bit snappy. I just.. have a lot on my mind! not anything super important of course, i just… haven’t had much inspiration lately! actually, i was just writing to tell you that… gah, it sounds so mushy and lovey dovey, but i love you, ok?? i love you a lot and i can’t wait until we go on another date! blech, sorry, that sounds cheesy. Anyways! write me back soon so that we can hang out! ...and maybe kiss. ok, bye!!

love, 

i LOVE cryptics!!! omg what if we went hunting 4 cryptids together 😏👀 and we kissed 😳💋 and held hands 😳😳😊 haha jk….. unless? (also i love how u picked 2 of the most cryptic characters in the game to go hunting for cryptics with) 

Boris Habit, Kamal Bora, and Questionette going cryptic hunting with their s/o! 

Boris Habit 

at first, he’s a bit skeptical, since he doesn’t exactly know what a cryptid is. “kriptid? krip-did?? what did krip do???” 

after a bit of explaining, he gets pretty excited about it! he totally loves weird things, and wants to find them and become their friend :-)

when you guys go running off into the woods, expect him to hold your hand and run in front of you to protect you every time he hears even the smallest rustle of leaves. its dark! and these cryptics can be scary! he doesn’t want anything to hurt you!! 

after you convince him that you’re prepared for anything, he’ll calm down a bit. he won’t let go of your hand though. 

makes you go or stay home if its really late (like 4 or 5 am) since hes too tired to be running around so late, and he cares a lot about your health so no all nighters in the woods for you! 

heck, even if he doesn’t get to make friends with the big scary monsters, he’s just happy that you’re happy. 

all in all, he’s just as excited about finding mothman or bigfoot as you are! in fact, he’ll even take you all around the world to where all of the best crytpics were found, just to see the smile on your face 

you may or may not spend months trying to find an unnamed cryptic that’s been spotted around your town, only to find out that it’s just habit, who sometimes likes to tend to the local gardens in the dead of the night

Kamal Bora 

when you bring up cryptics, he automatically says no. and don’t even TRY to get him to leave his house after 11. 

im sorry to tell you this, but Kamal isn’t exactly the best person to go cryptic hunting with. he worked for a big scary cryptic long enough, and he doesn’t ever wanna be face to face with something even remotely weird or creepy ever again (plus he’s had a huge fear of the Jersey Devil since he was like. 6.) 

probably accidentally gets really mad at you if you wake him up in the middle of the night. he even breaks out the sarcasm! don’t be too upset though, he’s just a little grumpy. let the man sleep!

he only goes out to the woods to hunt for them with you every once in awhile, but not because he wants to! he’s just making sure you’re safe!

don’t expect him to stay for too long though, the second he sees even the slightest hint of another living being hes gonna book it to the car and not move until you take him home and cuddle

on another note, he does like to help you research! he’ll never try to actively find anything, but that doesn’t mean he won’t look into it. tell him the cryptic you’re currently looking for and give him 2 days, and he’ll have a whole paper written up about how to catch it, where you might find it, what to be careful of, and what you’ll need to bring

he may not go with you to find them, but that doesn’t mean he won’t help! 

Questionette 

EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED!! SO EXCITED!!! 

you picked the right gal to go cryptic hunting with! she LOVES anything creepy or weird, and she also loves anything romantic, so whats better than spending a romantic night in the woods trying to find something creepy or weird with her s/o??

she already knows so much about all different kinds of cryptids, she’ll spend all night talking with you about her favorites

when you two actually go to the woods, she packs a picnic along with all of your cryptic hunting stuff, so that you guys can share a lovely little late night snack under the light of the moonlight, and hopefully with mothman right by your side! 

like Habit, she has also been mistaken for a local cryptic too many times to count. the funny thing is, she doesn’t even know about it! so she’ll be right along with you, trying to find herself 

it takes awhile before she realizes, “hey, isn’t this the park i usually sit in, at around this time? and who’s that guy with the camera?” 

instead of being mad about it, she fully embraces and accepts it. in fact, she now spends some of her free time showing up in weird places and doing creepy stuff, just to keep the legend going. all with your help, of course!