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guy: i think im kinda gay

sam: what do you mean kinda?

guy: well sometimes girls are attractive, but sometimes guys are too! you know?

sam an extreme homosexual: ....no.

#itrbvfgbbgvqerjk #i miss this blog so much #doing a rewatch so maybe.............#i /hope/ i can find some time to get here and revamp soon

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SAM-I-AM EDITS: 2/? sam mentioning his mom PERSONALS DO NOT INTERACT

#hey you ever look back at how sad your own muse is orrrrr #like god damn #sam really coped with his mom abandoning him by acting like she never did #fndhcjfbdjchbf

@macadamiasib gets a one liner

“ you know what always cheers me up ? a nice hot plate of GREEN EGGS AND HAM ! ”

#macadamiasib #he's.......he's trying

@scmebcdy gets a one liner

“ a little birdie told me you missed me ! ”

#scmebcdy #he has to be a little bastard u_u

im iconing and i completely forgot this scene existed

#JHBGVTRJHBVRJH #@ warner bros. make season 2 just as gay as season 1 please

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he knows

#ooc !#he knows how pretty he is

sam: i hate the rich

also sam: *accepts jobs from rich people such as stealing exotic animals and or jewels and maybe committing murder*

#sam: *shrug emoji*

@macadamiasib cont.

oh he’s one step ahead of her , taking off his hat and pulling out his EMERGENCY NUTS bag. “ are we talking celebrities or full on BILLIONAIRE’S ? i’m okay with whoever ! ”

#macadamiasib #sam vc: children can and SHOULD steal and harrass the rich #harass*

reinerist

I’ve been trying to find her all these years, so I could ask why, you know? Why she gave me up. I’m sure it’s a good reason. I just really want to know. So I keep ordering them, and I keep trying them. But they’re never hers.

#ah jeez ah fuck sHIT #IM CRYING AT WORK

xray32p

what’s in the briefcase, bud

#how could i /not/ reblog this #visage !

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“ in my defense ——i simply do not vibe with the law. ”

#since im bringing sam back..... reblog my old promo please

maybe it’s a STARTER CALL

#ooc !#i still need to redo icons but! ill get to these after im done work tonight

oopsprompts

“Well, legally, I have committed many crimes, but morally, I feel good about my standing.”

#study !*#sam vc: yes im a wanted fugitive who may or may not have killed people but im still a good person

i missed this bastard

#i can’t lie #i love sam so much

deleted-nobodytm

*@smihm posts*

Nobody:

smihm

#gtbtrjhfbvjh

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thcrin

Jason’s gone. Tahani’s off doing her thing and I’m not ready to go. So if you leave, then I’m alone here.

#✧ rel: nobody — we’re never done with killing time can i kill it with you? till the veins run red and blue #🥺😭😭

open.

“ just wondering who’s dick i gotta suck to get some GREEN EG.GS and HAM around here. you know what i mean ? ”

#open !#nsfw #nsfw //#I WAS TALKING TO FRIENDS ADN THIS CAME UP SO #YEAH #ANYWAY ITS ALMOST 5 AM PEACE IM OUT

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