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“It depends on who you’re singing it too. I just find it weird that any guy would  any female besides his daughter call him daddy.”

"What you find weird is what a lot of people find appealing.”

So go ahead man, do it.

I planned on it, but thanks for the okay.

Clearly, they have not done their homework. You would think the last name Sanches would be a dead give away, but they completely missed their mark.

TMZ’s definitely slipping.

Nah it’s only inappropriate if you do it while you strip walking to your room!

I would never do that.. Well, I shouldn’t say never.

In a platonic way, of course.

And I’m offended. They just assumed that I don’t know Spanish.

If I remember correctly, you were the one who could not keep his hands off me. 

Do I have to go get the article? I’m pretty sure it said that you were the one grabbing my hand.

Oh, yes. How’s this? “You’re only lonely if you’re not there for you.”

Or, how about this?: “You can’t love others until you learn to love and accept yourself.”

Yes, I still cannot believe they think we are dating.

I don’t blame them. You were in fact all over me.

So just tell people that if they say something to you.

Thanks for that spectacular advice, kid. You’re a young Doctor Phil in the making. 

It doesn’t really matter, it’s a free country.

This is true.

as long as you don’t butcher the song than not inappropriate at all. but the second you start giving usher a bad name, i’m gonna have to take you down with a file on a harassment charge.

i would never give usher a bad name. that’s unacceptable.