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trashythingsgohere

Here for a good time

I don’t think I could add anything to make it any funnier......

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trashythingsgohere

Remind me to look for this set at Macy’s......

Hurry up Padre..... His blood pressure is dropping......

Why don’t you hop in.... and let me work your emergency brake......

peggedstrapper2

Just think of it as getting pegged by a smurf.......

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trashythingsgohere

There’s a lot going on here

I had no idea raccoons were illegal......

trashythingsgohere

A beautiful wedding pic

The first of many firsts.... together.....

trashythingsgohere

Give them a hand.

Obviously.... BFFs.......

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trashythingsgohere

On my Facebook feed

Oh... sorry.... Didn’t mean to interrupt your romantic moment.....

trashythingsgohere

I was fortunate enough to grow up with a Mom.... so I just can’t imaging having that conversation with my Dad at 14..... Dad.... My coochie smells......

trashythingsgohere

trashy, but good.

I kinda like that......

marriedandtattooed

A couple of what?.......

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Before last call..... and after last call......

Yeah.... but I was wrong..... It’s everybody else in the world......

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