Good God, My Balls

It’s probably the thing that translates everything for them from the comics

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

I think it's balanced now???

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

I am saving these to do a dramatic reading of them on discord voice chat just to hear my friends die from wheeze laughter.

I mean we all know what he does when Mariah Reynolds tells him to stay

what sins will he commit?

EXCUSE ME?? F 

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