GUESS MY FAVORITE COLOR

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

there needs to be an easy way to say "i don't have an active sexual interest in you but i would love to explore your body and if you need help getting off or trying new things i'll do it with you". like i dont wanna FUCK you but i DO want to be close to you and play toys with our bodies

i think sex is a fun thing to do with friends. i think it's exciting and pleasurable and often really funny. there are a lot of people i'd have really enjoyable and fun sex with who i wouldn't necessarily say i have a carnal desire for. plus i would kill to get more casual flirting and kink in my life by any means necessary.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background