GUESS MY FAVORITE COLOR

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

From cuddling to getting pounded face down in your pillows

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

GIRL, DUMP HIM

GIRL KILL HIM