zoe

waking up horny is so hard. what do you mean there’s no one here to grab my hips and hold me in place while they fuck me as hard as they can? what kind of sick joke is this.

"older men do if better" "i love older men" girl you're fourteen what are you doing

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

First in my bloodline to stalk someone on Pinterest.

i love when a femmes blog looks so cute and innocent and then bam she’s reposting about being bred with a strap that was just down her throat

Daily reminder to protect and love your gender non-conforming, gender fluid, agender, trans and any and all genderqueer partners, mutuals and friends. You just have to, they need us more than ever.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

and one day you'll get dressed, and realize you are exactly the cool girl you wanted to be when you were 12

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs