bad idea starters.
βon a scale of one to tenβ¦ how illegal do you think doing this is?β
βokay, but, consider this: i donβt care. iβm gonna do it.β
βthere are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.β
βhow hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?β
βitβs three in the morning and iβm bored and youβre the only one awake. letβs break into a gas station store.β
βWHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A βSUPER BIG GULPβ CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANβT FEEL MY OWN PULSE.β
βis it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?β
βi heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeakyβ¦ wanna go buy some balloons?β
βcan you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.β
βyes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.β
βcomplaining helps the situation, like, not at all.β
βsooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.β








