Im Just Existing I Guess?

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

the chaos and drama of it all

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

turn on your sound for the love of god listen to this little goblin

do you ever think about the fact that they’re actually all this wrinkly and baggy, it just doesn’t show on the furry ones?

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

They’re all of pigeons

@electoons