Jennifer👑

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

Why doesn’t my FBI agent do this for me?

since Vday is coming up, this post is an official announcement that you have my permission to send me horrible, inappropriate, and outright hilarious tumblr valentines

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

Do you ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn’t happen.

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

Y'ALL

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying