get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)

The Birds (1963), Alfred Hitchcock

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

What Do This Mean .

i can’t explain my poetry often.

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

if i was good at oil painting i would never be online i’d just be doing oil painting and drugs and an all-smoothie diet for the sake of convenience. life could be a dream

honey if you dont come down for dinner immediately ill divide you by zero

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*

Y’all be like “I hate bts but this song is so good 🙈” and I go to listen to the song and it’s the worst song I ever heard in my life god bless

everyone has their taste in music. How about you stick to what you like and stop shitting on what you don’t like?

And what if I don’t? Are you going to be mad? :(