*drools*

“sorry i’m awkward” “sorry i cant make eye contact” dont apologize that shit is so attractive like are you also that nervous during sex or

working at a sex store when you’re a real freak means being surrounded by dildos and vibrators and porn all day and being totally fine and then getting insanely turned on out of nowhere just by putting on a well fitting pair of nitrile gloves

post update, today at work I was ringing up a woman and in the middle of the transaction she looked at my hands and looked at me and smiled and said “those gloves look good on you” and I blushed and stammered like an idiot 

Trans people are always allowed to send me unsolicited nudes btw.

[hurriedly undressing] are you sure

YES, 100%

working at a sex store when you’re a real freak means being surrounded by dildos and vibrators and porn all day and being totally fine and then getting insanely turned on out of nowhere just by putting on a well fitting pair of nitrile gloves

it also means being able to deflect most sexual harassment before it starts because you already see where the train is headed but having to correct a customer because he’s too distracted by your leather boots to form a sentence and and it’s getting annoying

One of the worst things about working at an adult store that sometimes cis men try to mansplain anal sex to me, and I have to resist the urge to tell them that I am more freaked up than they will ever be and I already know everything they’re saying

more annoying than that time we all got questioned by the fbi

Dryhumping and making out in dim lighting to a nice playlist

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

we need to get more girls into sadism