cal (^з^)-☆

toby fox: (watching the internet dogpile gooseworx) thank god no one knows i’m a girl

Sugar momma + rapist combo would go so fucking hard like you get assaulted and used but you also have a variety cheesecake sampler in the fridge at any given moment

Probably a 12 pack of sprite too

Or even 24 pack

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

i can comprehend enough of this to say its a banger post.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

previously unseen genders in human history

(suddenly lucid) oh. i get it now. endfield doesn't want to fuck the clothes. they want to fuck the buildings

"ralsei is actually the girl in the prophecy" no. "actually lancer fills the lonely prince role so ralsei can transition." nope! "gaster or whoever alters the prophecy so that the prince is a princess!" "there's a secret hidden prophecy panel about ralsei's transition" "flowery knows ralsei is transfem because he saw it in the prophecy" NO! "the prophecy–" we do not need the evil and constricting rules that bind this world to a tragedy: gender affirming edition okay the point of the transitioning is to go against the prophecy