the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

I CAN’T BREATHE

YALSo lOcKEd miAUt O De fECKIn cAr

the unhelpful audience of judgmental cows really added to the experience

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL

Haha

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

thats adorable

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

This is the most serious post on this entire website

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

this is realistic this is what kids are actually like

his eyes say it all and it really really makes the video from an 8/10 to a full tenouttaten

You can just SEE the moment where they realise their girlfriend has walked in but they just. Keep. Singing.

This would get me

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

Also how he is basking in the warmth of the candles before he desides it’s now time to destroy

@dedalvs