♚ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴀssɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ

“How about you focus on yourself rather than insult people’s children..”

“Sire, i hope you realize that going there will definitely get us arrested. Or worse, they could shoot us.”

“ You all should worry more about the size of his brain than the size of his body. ”

This poor fucker, he’s got the worst life ever.

“That’s definitely better than pineapple on pizza.”

          I think i’m allowed to swear, as much as i want. And the last thing i care about right now is a goddamn pizza.”

  "It's not like i am allowed to eat pizza, so who the hell cares."

And so, Escargoon re-appeared as soon as he heard that Dedede came back.

Meta Knight: Yes, they are.

Escargoon, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

Tag dump.