when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.

I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.

i never talk to my mutuals i just kinda exist and hope they have psychic abilities and find out i love em via my earthly vibrations

eels got no business looking like that. fuckin seaweed with a face

That’s literally how they survive. You know, biology? camouflage? evolution?

if a seaweed bites me it wont be surviving for much longer

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

who wanna kiss me under the cameltoe <3