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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

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How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

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the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond

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I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q.

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^ I FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP

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@smolhat

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tag yourself im mio

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Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

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is pepsi ok

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‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

taahko

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

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when im dying and my brains producing dmt to comfort me im just gonna be in a big open white space floating through millions of working easy mediafire downloads. just one click, no ads, downloads at the tips of my fingers. no missing files, no copyright violations. its all there baby

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depsidase

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the final beatle, giorgio

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what instrument does he play

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Crumhorn

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sometimes when i’m walking i’ll fart to get a lil speed boost

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me at 12 am: i should go to bed soon me at 3 am: BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ BUSTIN’ MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD, YEAH YEAH YEAH

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*ice t law and order voice* big wave of kids ordering vintage sealed tubs of nickelodeon gak off ebay and kneading it with heroin and eating it, kids call it FunnyJunk

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