ALYL

bitches be like “i don’t wanna be the witness” like my brother in walrider….. you went in the asylum

jennifer’s body is unrealistic because i would’ve kept making out with my friend

My heart hurts.. i keep imagining her right now, lying in bed.. Her sister, father and mother standing by the bed, and Philip laid beside her holding her hand telling her that it’s all going to be alright.

also tumblr needs to get polls, it’s so vile and sick that twitter voted for “tumblr sexy man” y’all don’t even go here

i love artists who change characters with blue eyes to having brown eyes in their art. thanks for making them normal

your IP adress has been reduced to FOUR. 

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

why do ppl keep giving condescending tutorials on the basics of tumblr to new users telling them the stupidest shit like "don't forget to change your icon, here's where u can get a new one!". this is a kill or be killed place. if someone doesn't know to change their icon we should tear them limb from limb

what you see is what you get with this one